Mini Skit #29 *loosely based on the R/Boneappletea sub-reddit*

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Bruce: Can I get a new nemesis? Mine is broken. 

Earlier... 

Jeremiah: *chuckles* I knew that already, do you like paseggiliti? 

Bruce: *confused* What the fuck is that?! 

Jeremiah: Pasgetti. 

Bruce: *still confused* What? I am confusion. 

Jeremiah: *laughs* I don't know how to spell it. 

Bruce: *ponders what Jeremiah had just told him for a moment before realizing what he was actually trying to say* SPAGHETTI?! 

Jeremiah: Yes! 

*Brief silence before Bruce speaks* 

Bruce: You have no nemesis! *gets a permanent restraining order placed on Jeremiah (w/ Ed's help) the next day* 

Ed: Jeremiah's a dumbass. I really don't understand how he was able to create No Man's Land and not anticipate nor see the consequences of his actions. 

514A: Trust me. No one does.

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