Jeremiah: *holding 2 guns to his head instead of one*
Edward: Pull the one in your right away from your head first...
Jeremiah: I'll pull both. Simon tame us lee. *tries again* Sinus tame us lee.
Edward: *shocked but tries not to laugh* Simon what?! Simultaneously?!
Jeremiah: *embarrassed* ...Yes...
Edward: *bursts out laughing* BITCH!!!
514A: *appears*
Edward: *gestures to Jeremiah* And this guy has a crush on Bruce?
514A: It seems so. But I guess it's my job to act like the over-protective brother. *grabs a rifle off the wall and cha-chink*
Edward: I never liked Jeremiah anyway. Not even when we still attended St. Ignatius together, while he was still going by his "Xanax Wild" alias or whatever it was called.
Jeremiah: *angrily* IT'S XANDER WILDE!!!
Edward: Whatever.
*Five starts chasing Jeremiah around while shooting at him*
514A: Stay the Tartarus away from my brother!!!
Jeremiah: Your "brother" never mentioned you to me!!! He's my brother!!!
514A: Nuh-uh! No way! NO F***ING WAY!!! BULLS***!!! I'm the one who has his blood running in my veins!!! I'm the real brother!!!
Jeremiah: You're just a clown!!!
514A: You mean "clone"?! Well I may be his clone, but I'm more closer to him genetically than you will ever be!!! You're the real clown, you pansy!!!
Bruce: *sighs at the sight of them fighting and facepalms*
Oswald: *pats Bruce's shoulder to comfort him*
Jerome: I like Five. He's a lot more feisty and quite a catch than Bruce.
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Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS
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