Ask/Dare Bruce, Jeremiah, Edward, Oswald, 514A, & Jerome - Gotham *OPEN* + MS

Mini Skit #87 (ft. Kyle Reese and Rey)

Bruce: I present to you with the high-tech resume of the future. *pulls out his "resume", which is a projector slider and turns it on* 

Rey: Start! 

Kyle: Yeah! 

*The projector begins to display words and Kyle reads them out* 

Kyle: "Bruce is..." *pauses before continuing* "...hungry for responsibility." Excellent. That's- That's great. *reads more as he and Rey try not to laugh at the next set of words that appear* "Horny for teamwork... And ready to..." *bursts out laughing at what appears next and Rey quietly giggles to herself* "Bust a nut up in-" *he trails off before continuing* This is very sexual. *as the next words appear* "Skills." Ok, let's get into that. *as more words appear* "8-foot vertical leap." Ok, that's very impressive. 

Bruce: *smiles proudly to himself the whole time*

Kyle: "I also love to play basketball." *him and Rey are slowly beginning to go from giggling to laughter as more words appear* "Young, dumb, and full of- Oh you know ;)." And I see you got a little *in unison with Rey* winky face there. Oh that's great.

Rey: *in unison with Kyle* Winky face. 

*Both stop laughing as Kyle continues to read; The words on Bruce's projector, which were previously red, are now purple as more words appear* 

Kyle: "Oh shit! This thing has other colors!" *while Rey is laughing hysterically* I guess you figured that one out on your own. *Rey stops laughing and starts to catch her breath* "Thanks for your time." You're- You're welcome, young man. *Just when he thinks it's over, he notices more words* 

Bruce: *does the heart hand sign with both hands* 

Kyle: "I love you." *Rey bursts out laughing hysterically again; while chuckling at what just happened* I don't know- Going a little fast.

A/N: Consider this sort of as what was happening during Mini Skit #86. And you all thought Jeremiah was the only one having fun with his 2 non-DC-related pals. I also think these guys would get along too. Instead of trying to kill each other upon the 1st meeting, they would try to help and understand each other. They would just be cinnamon rolls and try to defeat their exes. Also this came from My Brother, My Brother, and Me. I don't know which episode it came from and if you know, comment it in the comments section.