Mini Skit #52 (ft. Hal Jordan) *based on an entry on the r/nicegirls subreddit*

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Hal: *sings* Two types of guys in Gotham!  [Note: Italics = singing]

Type 1:

 Jeremiah: *sends a picture of Ecco* 

Bruce: Why'd you send me that? 

Jeremiah: She's cute I guess... 

Bruce: *chuckles* Yeah she's bad. Why did you send me this though? 

Jeremiah: *angrily* I'm about to cry! Seriously! You think she's bad, do you even I'm hot?! 

Bruce: *groans and panics in agony* (TT_TT) (TT_TT) (TT_TT) (TT_TT) (O_O) Don't start with this bullshit! It's too early! 

Jeremiah: *while sobbing* I'm sorry that I can't be her!!! 

Type 2: 

Oswald: *sends a picture of Jim* Do you think Jim Gordon's cute? 

Ed: I like the beige couch in the back. 

Oswald: So you think he's cute? 

Ed: I said the beige couch is cute. 

Oswald: *laughs hysterically* Love you. 

Hal: *sings again* Two types of guys in Gotham!  *gestures to Bruce, who's skulking in a corner confused as to what just happened* The kind that doesn't even put up with this kind of bullshit, *gestures to Ed, who's being an innocent dork* and the kind that doesn't know any better. 

Bruce: O_O 

Ed: :)

A/N: Jeremiah's literally the embodiment of r/NiceGuys and r/NiceGirls (you could also argue that Ecco belongs in that subbreddit as well), which together would be r/NicePeople (not sure if that's an actual subbreddit or not, but if it is, let me know). And yeah, Ed wins!!!

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