Hal: *sings* Two types of guys in Gotham! [Note: Italics = singing]
Type 1:
Jeremiah: *sends a picture of Ecco*
Bruce: Why'd you send me that?
Jeremiah: She's cute I guess...
Bruce: *chuckles* Yeah she's bad. Why did you send me this though?
Jeremiah: *angrily* I'm about to cry! Seriously! You think she's bad, do you even I'm hot?!
Bruce: *groans and panics in agony* (TT_TT) (TT_TT) (TT_TT) (TT_TT) (O_O) Don't start with this bullshit! It's too early!
Jeremiah: *while sobbing* I'm sorry that I can't be her!!!
Type 2:
Oswald: *sends a picture of Jim* Do you think Jim Gordon's cute?
Ed: I like the beige couch in the back.
Oswald: So you think he's cute?
Ed: I said the beige couch is cute.
Oswald: *laughs hysterically* Love you.
Hal: *sings again* Two types of guys in Gotham! *gestures to Bruce, who's skulking in a corner confused as to what just happened* The kind that doesn't even put up with this kind of bullshit, *gestures to Ed, who's being an innocent dork* and the kind that doesn't know any better.
Bruce: O_O
Ed: :)
A/N: Jeremiah's literally the embodiment of r/NiceGuys and r/NiceGirls (you could also argue that Ecco belongs in that subbreddit as well), which together would be r/NicePeople (not sure if that's an actual subbreddit or not, but if it is, let me know). And yeah, Ed wins!!!
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