Easy Mistake ; Harry Potter

S I X T Y S I X | The Great Harry Potter

Dear the boy who cleaned,

Well if this Fudge is acting on his own accord then it just makes matters worse. What kind of Minister turns away from protecting his people just because he refuses to believe Voldemort is back? He's just putting everyone in more danger.

What does the O.W.L. exams stand for then? Come to think of it, I don't even think I know what GCSE is meant to stand for and I'm talking them this year. Already off to a great start.

You know how I've been joking about wanting to be a witch to you? Well I don't anymore. This Voldemort guy scares me.

What I can't wrap my head around is that the muggle world doesn't know that the wizarding world exists; no one knows there is a pending war going on right under their noses. You know the more I think about it, the more I freak myself out, so can we not talk about Voldemort or the inevitable war coming anymore please.

As if you have a Sorting hat to sort you into different houses. The magical world truly is crazy and weird.

I retract my statement about being Slytherin buddies. Let's be Gryffindor buddies instead because now I know that about Slytherin, I'd ask the Sorting hat to put me in Gryffindor too. Or any of the other houses. Just not Slytherin.

Voldemort went to Hogwarts? The Dark Lord, that all the wizarding world is afraid of, went to your school? The most evil man currently on the planet went into education? When and how?

Well you're just a dead man walking then aren't you Harry? Because I don't care if my words didn't have their desired effect, I'll still kill you if you find out anything embarrassing about me.

Maybe I could ask Ron if he has any stories about you? I wonder if the great Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, has any embarrassing stories to tell?

Love,

the girl who goes back to school in three days :(