Easy Mistake ; Harry Potter

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Dear the boy who is as far from golden as you can get (You're wrong by the way),

I knew Hedwig would somehow give you a sign that I was alright, that's why I let her go without a reply. It always amazes me at how smart that owl is.

Thank you for understanding. Maybe I should buy you a phone for your birthday and then we would never have to worry about late replies because text messages can be sent in seconds. Though we'd have to work around how magic interferes with technology. We could always text during the summer holidays and then go back to writing letters when you're back at Hogwarts.

Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself. Your birthday isn't for another 5 months.

Yeah Errol is definitely um...well he's something anyway. He's definitely a determined owl, that's for sure. But although he's unreliable and honestly I always think he's on the brink of death, he's a sweet owl nonetheless. Even though he's late, he gets the job done which is the important thing.

What in the bloody hell was Ron thinking when he named his owl Pig? Like seriously, is that meant to be ironic or something because it's an owl. Would that be like if I named my dog 'cat?' I mean, c'mon Ron, you could've done better than that. I'm disappointed.

Aw, you're telling me you would have pretended to like Valentines day if I was serious about being excited about it? That's seriously really sweet.

But you needn't worry about that because Valentines day makes me want to throw up. Don't get me wrong, I think the idea is cute but when school gets involved they go way too over the top. I also think that some people only go all out on their partners because they feel like they're obligated to because its Valentines day. Like some people use that as an excuse to be sweet for one day and then go back to not caring afterwards.

I've seen it with my own eyes and it's kind of sad. I've seen boyfriends get their girlfriends all excited and hopeful for the day and then when Valentines is over, the boyfriends go back to doing the bare minimum and the girls heart is broken. Don't get me wrong, I've seen the same thing with women doing it to their boyfriends. People are just douchebags in general, regardless of gender. But anyway, I didn't mean for this to be so long. I just wanted to explain why Valentines isn't my favourite day.

You've got me intrigued about what happened in your second year. If it still gives you nightmares, it must've been awful. I'm excited to find out, I'm not going to lie.

Okay, I'm going to finish reading your letter now.

I didn't like Lockhart much after you told me about him but the addition of the pink confetti and the fact that you think Umbridge and Lockhart would've made good friends just makes me dislike him even more.