I really liked Jenna Marbles' video on people that need to, PIPE THE FUCK DOWN. So here's my personal list!
1.) The Talk Stalker:
Last time I checked, you didn't die when I didn't tell you where I'm going at all times. So if you come waltzing over to me, asking every single time, "where ya goin'?!" "Can I come?!"
"What are ya doin'?"
The only people that have the right to ask that are my parents.
2.) The Text Waterfall
These are the people who won't stop texting you. The ones who are always asking "what happened?" "Are you there?" "Hellooooo?" "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MEEeeeeeEEEee...!" Because you didn't reply after 500 texts.
3.) The Mixer
The people that mix the sugar and salt for their entertainment and then watch as people drink salty coffee. Or they mix the M&Ms with skittles. But, I guess some people just want to watch the world burn.
4.) The Snooper
They're the ones that try to figure out your phone, email, home, and social media passcode. They also look over your shoulder when you're texting or reading something. Then, they get defensive when you try to do the same thing!
5.) Hypocrites
Self-explanatory.
6.) The Literal Stalker
The one person that follows you and your friends around because they're desperate for attention. Listen, if you're lonely walk up to us and TALK to us. Yeah it's a new thing called HUMAN COMMUNICATION. You should try it sometime.
7.) BAZINGA
Self-explanatory if you watch big-bang theory.
8.) Smart Asses.
I'd call them smart alecs, but that's giving them too much credit. They're always trying to out do you by being smarter and making smart-ass comments. Nobody wants to hear your donkey shit okay?!
9.) The 1-upper
The one that always tries to 1-up you in anyway possible, like bitch find your own talent don't take mine! That's fuckin' ridiculous to try to be better than anyone else, because you already are better than everyone else at something. Being a JERK.
10.) The Identity Thief
Ahh... The last and final one. The one that pisses me off OVER THE MOON. They're the people that want what you have in terms of: happiness, popularity, emotion, or friends. So they copy you in any way possible. From clothes all the way down to mannerisms till they become a mini clone of you!
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That's about it. The list could be longer but then that'd be the entire book so I'm going to stick with that. But if you do want more say so. That's a wrap for now! Until next time!
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