Hermitcraft Oneshots

Incorrect quotes

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Cub: "This has all gone wrong, and I take full responsibility..."

Scar: "IS THAT TORNADO ON FIRE?!"

Cub with a very calm voice: "Yes it is. You were gone for quite a while."

Scat: "I was at area 77 for FIVE. MINUTES."

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Doc, driving a car filled with hermits (like the one Cleo built): "Road work ahead?"

Doc: "Well yeah, I sure hope it does...."

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Mumbo: "Fine! I'll admit it, I was wrong."

Grian, smugly: "Yes, you were. And what does that make you?"

Mumbo, sighing: "A spoon..."

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Ren: "Don't change the subject."

Iskall: "What's the subject?"

Ren: "Me."

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Mumbo: "What's going on over here?"

Iskall: "Whatever it is, I bet it's Grians fault."

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Xisuma: "I have faith in you."

Evil X, genuinely confused: "Why?"

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Xisuma: "So, how did you convince all of them to betray me? What did you offer them?"

Evil X: "I asked them, if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes."

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Ren: "Will you be the yee to my haw?"

Iskall: "I am begging you to stop."

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Mumbo: "Our first year as a married couple and we're still in love."

Grian: "In your face, those who said we wouldn't last a year!"

Iskall: "I stand by my wedding toast!"

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Iskall: "In your opinion, what's the hight of stupidity?"

Mumbo: "Hey, Grian, how tall are you?"

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Joe: "Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?"

X-i-suuuuuuuuma: "Cleo's..."

Cleo: "Fuck shot up out there, but don't die."

Grian, wiping away a tear: "Inspirational"

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Ren: "I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, I… I just described a dog, didn’t I?"

Doc: "Well, yeah, but people love dogs."

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Scar: "Cub, we need to think. Bow do we usually get out of these messes?"

Cub: "We don't. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out."

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"I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals."
-Poultry-man, whenever he talks to any of the hermits

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*Grian doing Redstone at the hippie commune and Mumbo finds out*

Mumbo: "Grian, I never doubted you for a moment."

Grian: "Thank you, Mumbo. You're lying though, right?

Mumbo: "Oh, yes. I doubted you very strongly."

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I wrote this while being half asleep, so sorry if these aren't any good

Bye, bye for now my little bees~