Grian: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision.
Mumbo: Dowctor, wewre loswing him!!! (・ ́з'・)
Grian: I'll wuse the defibwiwatow!!
Iskall, laying on the couch with a cold: Please. Turn off my frickin life support.
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Evil Xisuma: I was never happy, I was just slightly less pissed off.
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Cleo: So, do you have a crush on anyone?
Mumbo: Cleo, the only crush I have is my crushing anxiety.
Mumbo: and Grian.
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Stress: I'm having a problem with this person.
Iskall: Then kill them.
Stress: no.
Iskall: I'll kill them for you!
Stress: NO!
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Grian: Mumbo sleeps after us and wakes up before us. Does he even sleep?
Iskall: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
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Doc, standing on the bed, with sheets wrapped around him like an ancient god: I am god.
Doc: I will tell you all you want to know.
Ren: Tell me how much you love me.
Doc: A... whole... lot.
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Kidnapper: We have your son.
Joe, confused: But, I don't have a son???
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and cookies?
Joe: Oh my god! You habe one of the hermits
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Stress: There's plenty of fish in the sea. But you know what else there is? Trash. There is alot of trash in the sea.
False: Not sure if you're trying to raise awareness about pollution or if Iskall stole your cookies again.
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Mumbo: It's just a moo point.
Grian: A moo point?
Mumbo: Yeah, it's like a cow's oppinion, it just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Grian, to Iskall: Have I been friends with him for to long, or did all that just make sense?
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Evil X: It's so nice to be wanted.
Xisuma: You're wanted dead or alive...
Evil X: Still...
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Ren: I don't think you should drink this much coffee...
Doc: Coffee cures depression
Ren: I don't think it works like th-
Doc: MORE ESSPRESSO LESS DEPRESSO
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Doc: Okay, welcome to the 'Fuck Grian' Club, where we say Fuck you to Grian-
Mumbo, standing up: There may have been a misunderstanding here-
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Impulse: Did you kill thay guy?
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