Tony starts ranting to himself about the “how much of a dick Steve fucking Captain Americass Rogers is” when Peter walks in with a mischevious idea in mind. He tossed Tony a Snickers bar, “You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.” Tony gave Peter a look, “I’m allergic to nuts Petey.” Peter nodded, he already knew that, getting to his essential quip, “Mister Stark, you need to chillax.” Tony gave Peter a look. The man had seven PHDS and knew the definition to every single word in the dictionary, but this strange word wasn’t one of them.
Tony gave Peter a confused look, “Petey, that’s not a word.”
Thick smoke began to form around Peter’s feet as he solemnly swore, “Those who deny it, require it the most.”
Then, with the snap of his fingers, Peter disappeared.
Tony could only look straight ahead of where Peter was and sigh, “and i oop-”.
He never heard the “sksksks” of Peter Stark.
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Kid, tell me what happened: The Sequel
Fanfiction["I'm only one call away, and I'll be there to save the day. Superman's got nothing on me.] This is the continuation of my previous oneshots book "Kid, tell me what happened". I write Irondad and Spiderson. And some with other Avengers too. If you...