Kid, tell me what happened: The Sequel

Trolled: A thrilling, never-ending saga of who is Spiderman!!!!

Full title: Trolled: A thrilling, neverending saga of who is Spiderman!!!

Summary: Request by @Cuteness_Overload- : Tony doesn’t know that Peter who actually works at Stark Tower is Spiderman and makes him his personal intern seeing how smart he is. He becomes a giant part of the family and the Avengers talk about how much of an idiot Spiderman is so he decides to prank the avengers, well the whole world by making a Youtube channel trying to catch Spiderman. Peter makes multiple videos and eventually gets face to face with Spiderman-which is really Wade in his suit and then the camera cuts a scene ended. Everyone has no clue what happened, and Peter denies that it even happened until two years later.  He’s a senior in high school and he’s, Spiderman really, invited onto a talk show where he’s asked many questions until someone shouts: who r u? N then he takes off his mask and reveals and everyone goes nuts. 

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Peter Parker was just your average, friendly neighborhood resident, right? Wrong. Said average, friendly neighborhood resident also happened to lead a triple life, one of the normal schoolboy, working at Stark Industries as an intern to the Tony Stark, aka the man he’s been idolizing since forever. And on top of that, he’s also the well-known vigilante Spiderman. And he’s closely protected by his second family, the Avengers. 

Yeah, that was a lot to take in all at once. But hey, multitasking is exactly what Peter does best. 

Today’s Saturday, which is also Lab Day, which is more like Avengers Day, long story short, it’s a whole day designed where Peter can spend some quality time with the Avengers. He walks through the door, him and Clint doing their mutual greeting with finger guns pointing at each other, he plops onto the couch and rests his head on Natasha’s shoulder sighing, “Traffic was a nightmare.”

It really wasn’t, he came into a few robberies on the way, and the quote that crime never sleeps is true, because who in their right mind steals on a Saturday at seven am? Don’t these people have lives? And he had a run-in with Deadpool, and you know how that always go. He sighed contently, leaning into the soft plush of the sofa that he can’t even guess how expensive is. Then again, Tony Stark is a billionaire. 

He’s about to open his mouth and ask where Tony and Steve are when they walk in each with somewhat heated expressions. Natasha quips, “Oh no, are the lovebirds getting down each other’s throats with something other than their tongues for once?” Clint snickers, “Yep, mark this day down in history Natasha, we must preserve the innocence of Peter, who didn’t hear a word Natasha just said.” 

Peter quotes like a true Gen Z, “Bold of you to assume that I haven’t declared Stony my OTP, it’s endgame bitches.” 

Both Clint and Natasha return with finger guns and speaking at the exact same time, “Big Mood.”

Tony sighs onto a recliner, “FRIDAY, remind me to set up a therapist for us after I convince Steve that Spiderman isn’t a total wannabe.”

Steve sighs countering, “Tony, he’s a vigilante who has no control, no limits or boundaries and gets involved with petty thefts and criminals, and can’t even do that properly. Soon enough he’ll be a problem, not that he already isn’t.”

Tony fires back, “Steve, he has a suit, it’s not like he’s harming anyone, he’s helping people, he’s doing a better job than the people who should be patrolling, because don’t you know Steven, crime never sleeps! Just this morning, five robberies were stopped by Spiderman. It’s a win-win situation, what on Earth are you complaining about?”

Steve replied, “Why go solo when there are already enough people on the job?”

Clint intervened, “I don’t really care about your petty argument, all I’m going to say is that this Spiderman dude, he looks kinda young to be patrolling.”