Kid, tell me what happened: The Sequel

Follow Me Into the Dark (Break of a Piece of Your Heart)

Backstory:  In a world where the mcu, cw and dceu are one and the same. Extra points if you know which song the title is from. This came out of my pure imagination so if things seem weird, they most likely are. Came out of an idea about a scene where Peter was fighting the black cat and btw i watched birds of prey on youtube and i loved it. Say what you want, harley quinn is a fucking badass. So this is for her and Peter cause why the hell not. And dinah lance, that’s a canary. Plus, during the action part please feel more than free to play sway with me cause it’s a whole ass bop that im using to influence this fic. I also made up one hero that’s basically a marvel version of killer frost, her backstory is more developed in the fic. She’s an oc that may or may not make future appearances. As I write this fic I’m tempted to write more oneshots cause writing this is SO MUCH FUNNNNN!!!!!!)

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Peter “Parker” Stark lived in a world of heroes, villains, secrets, lies, and hidden identities. How could he not? He lived in a world with the greatest heroes and villains, The Avengers, the Justice Leagues, and their iconic counterparts. He was on a line at his favorite deli shop when he heard the sound of bullets being fired. He sighed, ever since Ewan McGregor look-alike came to New York to rival up his father, New York, or as the criminals dubbed “Gotham” was a madhouse. 

He could come back to the deli later, he thought as he slipped on his mask and suit to find the Black Canary trying to defuse some thugs. Not far from her was the Huntress and the infamous Harley Quinn. 

A voice crackled in his comm, “Anyone on?” It was Natasha. She continued, “We’ve got Birdies trying to stop some robberies and they could use some backup. I’m not far, but we could use some help.”

Peter replied quickly, “I’m here Widow. Anything on these thugs?”

He quipped, getting some of the thugs' attention, “Hey, why don’t we leave the nice ladies alone and be good citizens?” He threw a punch to the thug that was trying to sneak up on Canary who caught the thug and slammed him to the floor. 

“Thanks”, Canary breathed out. 

Peter waved her off, “No prob, Widow’s on her way, what are we dealing with here?”

The Huntress replied, who by the way Peter thought had a sick superhero alias, “Thugs trying to steal a bank. Heard one of them talking about a bomb. Harley and the others are working inside. Which is totally not fair, I got a whole new crossbow that I’m itching to test out.” 

Peter smiled beneath his mask, “You just might get your chance very soon. According to my scanner map, we got some more baddies itching for a fight.”

Canary loosened her shoulders and brought her fists up to her chest, “Let them, we’ll swing it.” 

Natasha appeared not too long after, grabbing a pistol and cocking it, “Peter you go inside, Birdies, and I will take this on. I pitched a call to some others since the baddies decided to have a field day.” 

Just after she uttered those words, Elektra, Catwoman, Deadpool, Jason Todd, and Poison Ivy appeared. 

Peter tilted his head, “What’s in the bank that’s so powerful that even Deadpool wants in?”

Natasha replied diligently, “A super rare diamond worth a lot more than me and you. Harley’s guarding it inside, after taking out everyone inside there already cause that’s her.”

“You got to say,” a female voice aired as boots thudded softly next to Peter, “Girl knows how to get shit down.”

Peter turned, grinning under his mask at the white-haired woman who also happened to be his best friend as well as his girlfriend, “K-Frostbite, nice seeing you here.”