TEXTING ; wdw

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jacky is online

[jacky added ebennnnnn to the chat]

jacky changed ebennnnnn to uber eben

jacky
uh, hi?

uber eben is online

uber eben
my contact name.

danman is online

bean is online

jobear is online

better half is online

better half
and who may you be

jacky
this is eben, the uber driver who i bonded with while on the way to meet zach

bean
wAIT.

bean
ARE YOU FFIDNFISMD WITH ZACH RIGHT NOW FMSDBSNDSNMD

jacky
he's asleep on my chest :’)

danman
SHUT THE FUCK UP

jobear
so he's me.

jacky
zach would be proud of you embracing your little spoon ways, jo

uber eben
yk you should all thank me cause jack over here was literally just staring out the window like an icicle when we got to the hotel

better half
i assumed

uber eben
and this man was so fucking in love it was great

jacky
shut your ass up, e

uber eben
nope

jobear
you and my girlfriend will get along all too well

better half
we most definitely will because with the three texts he's sent so far, he's definitely more interesting than you

jobear
BABE.

better half
i love youuuuu

bean
I GIGGLED

danman
i wish i could've head the giggle.

bean
oh stop it

uber eben
now i understand why jachary told me that everyone in this chat was whipped for one another

uber eben
including themselves

jacky
i don't lie

better half
that was a lie

jacky
yeah yeah whatever

danman
okay now tell us all about zach.

bean
we need a play by play