[bub sent you, uber eben and better half a text]
bub
um.
uber eben is online
bean is online
better half is online
uber eben
please tell me he fucked you
bean
WHAT
better half
oh you weren't in the first chat
bean
when i'm excluded 😔
uber eben
well technically so were dani jack and jonah but we'll just not acknowledge them
bub
okay SO. basically eben and tate got mad at me because jack hadn't fucked me yet but he just did like two hours ago and i'm in love
(;ŏ﹏ŏ)
uber eben
OH SHIT
bean
wHY DID I– nevermind
better half
was it good?
bean
okay i'll say it WHY AM I IN THIS CONVERSATION
bub
because. i have advice for you later
bean
and i should be taking your advice?
uber eben
i'll speak for jack and say 'hey my baby isn't that dumb.'
bub
he would say that so
better half
you never answered my question
bub
oh about that
bub
i fucking loved it he was so gentle and just UGH •́ ‿ ,•̀
uber eben
see you're welcome for telling you to do it
bub
thanks then if that's what you're looking for
uber eben
it is, you're so smart
bub
SEE BEAN. (˘⌣˘) i am smart
bean
we'll see if you are after your 'advice'
bub
well i might as well get on with that advice then
bean
should i be scared?
uber eben
i actually don't know what it is so like, maybe
bub
hey but you just said i was smart.
better half
you know that lying is a thing, right
bub
i'm being attacked (´;︵;')
uber eben
where's jack when you need him am i right
bub
he's actually asleep under me right now okAY?
bean
yeah yeah whatever we get now what's the advice
bub
OH YEAH
bub
you should get dani to fuck you.
uber eben
SHIT I'M SO ON BOARD WITH THIS
better half
fUCK DO IT DO IT DO IT
bean
i don't know how to react.
bub
why? it's simple, just ask him and i'm sure he'll be delighted
bean
zach.
bub
that's me ┌(・。・)┘
bean
so i just took corbyn's phone. we're gonna have a quick talk now
-daniel
bean is offline
bub
OH SHITSIDKDDBFI
uber eben
WHAT DID WE JUST DO.
better half
well, i guess they're gonna fuck now
bub
see, people are taking my advice. i'm so great aren't i
uber eben
well.
better half
that's quite questionable, zach
uber eben
ask jack the question he'll tell you the answer you wanna hear
bub
mkay ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
bub is offline
uber eben
oh he actually bought that–
better half
he's so innocent it's hilarious
uber eben
well, not that innocent anymore.
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okay so dorbyn smut SOON, not yet because i have some other things planned beforehand
but like. i love zach so much he actually means so so so so so much to me it's absolutely insane :’( he makes me so happy it hurts
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