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uber eben is online

uber eben
let's chat

bub is online

jacky is online

better half is online

better half
let's

bub
where's jo?

better half
in the shower

uber eben
yOU'RE not even in there with him???

uber eben
you're disgraces to couple kind

bub
wha (●⌓●)

uber eben
at least couples who've fucked should shower at the same time.

jacky
eben-

uber eben
yes

bub
tO change the subject

bub
tate i have a better contact name for u
( ˘ ³˘)

better half
oh no

bub
oh yes (˘⌣˘)

bub changed better half to tater tot

tater tot
zachary.

jacky
hey, only i'm allowed to call him that

uber eben
jack you're the only person who's allowed to call him anything

uber eben
soon we're gonna be going around calling the kid banana cause everything else's taken

bub
pls don't call me banana ( •̀ o •́ )

uber eben
well, he's apple now

tater tot
okay well being called an apple is better than a fucking tater tot so consider yourself lucky

bub
oh cmon tater tot is cute ｡◕‿◕｡

jacky
we'll get the real verdict once jonah finishes his shower

uber eben
*once tate gets in the shower with him for a quickie and thEN thEY're done their shower

tater tot
EBEN SHUT UR ASS

bub
I YELLED (´⊙ω⊙')

jacky
he actually did is was hilarious

uber eben
oh stop it tate, you know it's just humor

uber eben
or is it.. *DUN DUN DUHHHHH*

bub
eben you're more of a child than me

uber eben
nah, i'm just single

jacky
then get a girfriend- or boyfriend, don't know if you're comfortable sharing