EXO One Shots/Imagines

#55 Exo-Prankings [Halloween Special]

Here's the Halloween special! Enjoy! ^^

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"Krisus! I'm bored! Take a bath with me!" Tao whines as he slumps out on the couch, his limbs dangling off the couch.

"Look, my lip is bleeding-ah, how am I so fabulous? Such perfection in my godly body."

Chen flicks a peanut at Kris' head. "Just shut up. I'm the best, if you want to know."

"Guys! Don't argue! Why are we spending Halloween lying round like this?" Lay's head pops up from the sea of candies and peanut shells that Chen has dumped on the floor.

"LAY!"

"YI XING!"

"What?"

"You. Don't. Deserve. To. Be. Called. A. Unicorn." Chen throws a peanut with every word, then regrets why he wasted them on a hopeless cause like Zhang Yixing, who is crouched out pitifully on the floor.

"We're at war with K. No K, no trick or treating."

"Why not?" Lay asks, and everyone hurls something at him in exasperation.

"Because we can't go out trick or treating with saesangs. And the lifts are broken, so we can't beg Suju for sweets."

"O-oh."

Everyone settles down dully, and sighs.

"Why are we even warring?" Lay asks again. This time, no one throws things at him.

Instead, Exo-M throws dirty stares (and a few peanut shells) at Chen.

"That idiot eating peanuts put a marble in Suho's pot of tea, which got stuck in Suho's throat. And he put salt in Kai's drink, and switched Sehun's pearls with plasticine-it's a miracle that that boy is alive."

"And Suho cut off our cash supply, so I can't buy Gucci!"

"I got a headlock from Satansoo, because that jerk hurt Kai!" Kris points his finger accusingly Chen, who laughs awkwardly.

"And Hunnie doesn't want to drink bubble tea with me! He called me girly!" Luhan's face crumples up, and he sniffles at the snubbing of his Sehun.

Exo M falls silent, but Tao shrieks loudly.

"P-p-pumpkin floating!" His finger is quivering shakily, and Exo M laughs.

"Scared by nothing again?"Chen laughs, but when Kris yelps too, they all go silent.

"It was at the window," Kris whispers hoarsely, and Tao runs to him, hugging him tightly.

A leering pumpkin appears at the window, glowing devilishly. It bumps it's 'head' against the window repeatedly, and orange goo covers the window, before it drips down

And more pumpkins appear, until a whole herd of scary pumpkins dance manically at Exo M's window.

Exo M stare at each other uncertainly.

And then things take a turn for the worse.

The lights begin to flicker, before dying with a whoosh.

"Let's get out of here. I bet K is playing a trick on us." Chen's clear voice slices through the ominous darkness, and he grabs his flashlight and a bat.

Motioning the rest to follow, he opens the door and lunges out with his bat.

A small cry can be heard, and then a thud.

When the door is fully opened, Exo M sees a motionless Chanyeol on the floor, with a very hysterical Baekhyun.

"YEOL! YEOL! CAN YOU HEAR ME! YEOL! DON'T DIE!"

Baekhyun's panicking makes him blind to the fact that Chanyeol is just in a dazed state (he always is anyway).

"I'll give you the kiss of life!"

In a second, he plants his lips on Chanyeol's and puffs desperately.

Exo watches on, half amused and disgusted.

Chanyeol's hand snakes up to Baekhyun's head, and presses it closer.

Baekhyun squeaks in shock, but he still continues kissing Chanyeol like the is no yesterday, today, or tomorrow. He is kissing Chanyeol like there is the 30th of February.

After what seems like an eternity later, Chanyeol gets up and hugs Baekhyun.

"Thanks for saving my life, Baekkie! Let's go back and have cookies and milk!"

Baekhyun blushes as red as a rose (he is a flower boy after all) and giggles like a teenage girl (though he is a young man) who has been asked out by her crush. (you can choose wheter or not to ship Baekyeol;) )

Exo K stares dismally as the couple head back in the dorms.

Xiumin pokes his head forward. "What happened? I'm scared, Chen."

Chen gives him a small hug and pats his arm reassuringly.

"Yesterday, Suho came to 'visit' Lay. He stole my Halloween plan, but the final part is with me."

"They just put a lighted pumpkin, and switched off our electricity. And they were going to knock our door and jump up."

"Hyung! That was why the plan was so brilliant! It wath Chen'th, not yourth!" Sehun remarks, whipping out two cups of bubble tea from nowhere.

"Um, hehe." Suho coughs awkwardly, and scratches his neck.

Chen disappears, then reappears. This time, with a bucket.

"Chen chen, what's that?"

"Things as sweet as you, Minnie," he replies, and Xiumin beams all over his baozi face.

He flings the pot at Exo K, and they shriek so loudly that Lee Soo Man's hair flies off thirty five floors down.

"That, was the last part."

Exo-K is covered in cream from head to toe.

"CHEN! WHY ARE THERE PEANUT SHELLS?"

"WHY IS THERE EUNHYUK SUNBAE'S SOCKS?"

"WHY IS THERE ORANGE PEEL?"

"Because it's me!" Chen grins cheerfully, but Exo K can only scowl.

"They'll always win with Chen around," D.O grumbles, and Kai hugs him.

"Well, let's share candies later. Truce, Kris?"

"Truce."

Suho reaches out for Kris' hand, but Kris shooes him off. "No thanks. My hands are for Tao only. And I don't like cream."

Exo K can only trudge back sadly to dorm, where Baekyeol remains clean.

Luhan pounces on Sehun. "Hunnie! You still love me right?"

Sehun looks at him with a poker face, and Luhan's heart breaks. Until Sehun offers a bubble tea to him.

"Come on, guys. Let's make Exo K sweets so sweet, that they'll be gummed."

And this, is how Exo spends Halloween.

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A/N: Completed 7 minutes after midnight. Oh well, we can say it's Halloween still. Hope you all enjoyed it, as well as the OTPs;) Drop me a comment on how you liked this, and vote too(:

Happy Halloween, Wattpadders!

-Venus the Halloween Ghost;)