EXO One Shots/Imagines

#64 Chanyeol-I Hate You

Dedicated to -ChanyeolWife, who requested this:D Enjoy;)

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I stomped down the hall, my heels clacking as they hit the polished wooden floor.

Why were the girls here such bitches? Oh sure, 'stealing' their oppa was such a huge crime. Right, the penalty was a beheading.

As I tromped the hallway, I ran into someone by accident.

"It's you!"

Oh, here was the source of all my problems. The jerk who made my life anything but normal.

Park Chanyeol.

He was the oppa whom I was 'chasing'.

Idiots probably didn't know I would be chasing him with a pitchfork and torches.

Ever since the first day of school when I'd accidentally spilt milk on him, he'd just stuck around me like dog poo on a shoe.

He would constantly hang around me, pulling out my hair bands, or tugging my hair loose.

Or he would plant fake lizards in my locker, and give me flowers that squirted water.

All this led to brawls between us, and the twittery girls weren't too happy about it.

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"Who do you think you are, huh? Trying to rub shoulders with Chanyeol. You're too ugly to get a boyfriend."

I stared at the girl in front of me, who had her skirt hitched so high I worried about her modesty.

So Hee didn't seemed too bothered about her over exposure, but rather how 'ugly' I was.

"And how many layers of foundation do you apply to get your natural skin?"

"Look, don't get sassy with me. I have backup. Stay away from him, or you'll have hell."

"How many times do I need to tell you that guy is annoying? Throw away your rose tinted glasses and stare at his ugly form."

"H-how dare you! No one insults Chanyeol!"

So Hee flew at me and brought her palm across my face.

She probably had the strength of a peanut, because her slap could not be counted as one.

Unfortunately, her fingernails were like a lion's.

They scratched across my cheek, and a raw pain seared through me.

"Oh god, get your dirty nails cut!"

She merely gave me her trademark flirty smile, before sauntering off.

And hitching her skirt up even higher.

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"Of all people, why do I have to meet you?"

It was not amusing walking with Chanyeol to class, since he had just placed himseld by me. In the span of two minutes, he'd managed to unzip my bag twice, step on my shoelace, and annoy the hell out of me.

"Don't you enjoy my company, my darling?"

I gagged instantly at his endearment. "Darling my foot. Get away, I don't want people to think we're together!"

He didn't say anything, and I thanked the heavens silently for shutting him up.

With a sudden movement, he pushed me against the lockers outside homeroom.