EXO One Shots/Imagines

#75 Lay-The Brother

For the magnificient dancelikexo :) Here you go~

★★★

"Bye!"

We stood at the porch and waved to our parents. They were going to London for a short jaunt with friends.

"Be good! We'll be back soon! Don't fight!" Mum shrieked, hastily shoving a bag of makeup products into the boot while Dad wasn't looking.

I laughed, and nodded. "We'll be good, Ma. Have a safe trip."

As they got into the car, my mother gave a loud sniffle. "We'd better go before she turns on the waterworks. Take care of your sister, Lay," Dad called, his eyes shiny.

He nodded.

"Byeeeeeee!" The car rumbled off, and we watched as the gates shut, our parents gone.

"Let's go have lunch now, eh?"

"O-okay."

It just felt so empty without my parents' nagging or little quibbles. I suddenly wanted to go and chase the car right now.

"Don't be sad, we can watch My Little Pony later," he called, ruffling my hair a little.

"Ew! That show is for little girls, Lay!"

"But they act like unicorns!"

-

We sat down to a lunch of soup, since that was as far as our cooking skills went.

"I'll have to learn how to cook more," he grinned, wolfing down his soup.

"Don't burn the kitchen down."

"Hey! I don't cook that bad! Go do your homework, school's tomorrow!"

"Can I skip?"

"Do you want to die?"

-

I stifled a yawn as my English teacher droned on, leaning slightly against my best friend Jez.

"She's so boring," I whined, trying to get comfortable.

"You don't say. Get up, she's coming!"

I groaned and bent my head over the desk, pretending to read.

God, English class was horrifically long.

-

"Finally!" I whooped, punching the air as the bell rang.

Ms Ten shot me a look, but still sidled out.

"You have a death wish there, my friend," Jezz shouted amongst the bag-packing frenzy that had ensued the classroom.

"That, I do!" We headed out of the classroom and dashed down the hallway.

-

"Run!"

Jezz and I darted through the sea of humans as Prissy-la (Priscilla) tore after us.

"I'll get you two bitches for this!" she shrieked, her hair splaying unglamorously as she ran. Her face had specks of brown on it, and we sniggered as we made our escape.

We had placed cocoa powder in her powder press (after emptying the five hundred dollar worth of miracle powder down the toilet).

As we ran out into the open, I spotted Lay waiting outside haplessly.

"Oppa! That madwoman behind us is trying to kill us!"

"Yea, she's been chasing us for no reason!" Jezz panted, keeping up the act.

"You poor things. I'll deal with her," he cooed, offering us his hankerchief.

I winked at Jezz as Prissyla stormed over. "You!" she shrieked, her voice like a parrot in agony.

Grabbing me by the collar, she shook me furiously. "DID YOU THINK THAT YOU TWO COULD-AH!"

Before my eyeballs fell out of my head, Lay had pulled us apart.

"What do you think you are doing to my sister?"

She shrank back a little, but still went. "These scumbags filled my five hundred dollar powder compact with low class cocoa powder. What do you think? My face looks like I have specks of droppings now!"

I choked back a cough, trying not to laugh out loud. "I doubt the story. My sister here is an angel, and we only have high class powder at home. If I see you laying a filthy finger on her, I will personally beat the lights out of you."

Turning back to us, he gave us the grin. "Let's go, girls. Prissyla will never bother you again."

Jezz fairly snorted, and the three of us hurried away.

"You bad kids! I can't believe you did that, but I think it was good fun. What did you do with the powder?"

"Ingest it."

"Very funny. Next time you do something like that, include me. I want some spice too!"

"You've got a very cool brother there. Hey, I have to go. Tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow." We waved to Jezz, before we went away.

"She says you're a nice brother, Lay. Proud?"

"I'm proud of my spunky sister," he grinned, messing up my hair.

"What's for lunch?"

"Ice cream."

Really, he was the best brother ever.

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A/N: Here's to an update :3 Haha, very dialogue-y x) but ehh, I think my mind has been pretty unproductive these days. Btw, no offense if your name is Priscilla:P I don't have any Lay pictures on my phone (only Layhan and a few that I've already used) and I can't be bothered to find one, so here's Layla. You're welcome;) Keke, I have to go~ See you soon! Vote and comment:D
-venus :)