Random Stories And Stuff

Steven Universe but with other characters (E1 P3)

Super Monkey: "We"

Boomerang Monkey and Ninja Monkey: "Are the sharp mon-"

Apprentice Monkey: "keys!"

Everyone but Apprentice: "We'll always save the day!"

Apprentice: "And if you think we can't,"

Everyone: "We'll always find a way!"

Super: "That's why the people"

Everyone but Apprentice: "Of this world"

Super: "Believe in, Super"

Boomerang: "Boomerang,"

Ninja: "And Ninja."

Apprentice: "And Apprentice!"

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Glue Gunner: "Did they hurt you?"

Ice Monkey: "No no, I'm okay. Did they hurt you?"

Glue Gunner: "Who cares?"

Ice Monkey: "I do."

Ice Monkey and Glue Gunner: *hugs each other, then Ice Monkey looks at Apprentice.*

Ice Monkey: "Go find your friends. I think I saw them by my cell. Go."

(Ice Monkey)

Dart Gunner: *slides in* "Great, you're both out, and you're together again? Why? Numbers are just a cheap tactic to make weak monkeys stronger. Put an end to this! I see what you really are.

Ice Monkey: "Heheheh. No you haven't."

Music: *plays*

Ice Monkey: "We are both back together. And we're never going down at the hands of the likes of you, because we're so much better, and the both of us are saying go get her. The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules, come at us without any of your fancy tools. Let's go, just us on you. Let's go, just one on two."

Epic fight: *happens*

Ice Monkey: "Go ahead and try and hit us if you're able, can't you see that our relationship is stable, I can see you hate the way we intermingle, but I think you're just mad 'cause you're single. You're not gonna stop what we made together, we are gonna stay like this forever, if you break us apart we'll just come back stronger, and we'll always be twice better than you are. We are made O-o-o-o-of, lo-o-o-o-ove, O-o-o-o-of... lo-o-o-o-ove, O-o-o-o-of, lo-o-o-o-ove,

Sharp Monkeys: *Stops Sniper Monkey*

Sniper Monkey: "Don't touch that! Refrain! You can't comprehend with your primitive brain, untie me! Can't you see we've already won? When Dartling gets back he'll put an end to your fun, I mean it! Desist! I don't even want to think about the size of the list, of every. Single. Law. You're breaking! Not to mention the ridiculous mess you're making."

Glue Gunner: "This is who we are, this is what we're for, and if you thinkyou can stop us then you need to think again. 'Cause I have a feeling, that we will never end, and we won't let you hurt our planet, and we won't let you hurt our friends. Go ahead and try and hit us I'd you're able, can't you see that our relationship is stable,  I can see that there is something you're afraid of, 'cause you think that you've seem what are made of. Well we are even mow than two of them, anything they care about is what we are. We are their fury, we are their patience, we are a conversation,we are made,  O-o-o-o-of, lo-o-o-o-ove, O-o-o-o-of, and it's stronger than you." *runs to control room* " O-o-o-o-of, lo-o-o-o-ove, O-o-o-o-of lo-o-o-o-ove, And it's stronger than you."

Half of the Sharp Monkeys: "Glue Gunner!"

The other half of the Sharp Monkeys, overlapping the first half: "Ice Monkey!"

Ice Monkey: "This ship is going down!"

Apprentice: "How do we save ourselves?"

Glue Gunner: "I don't know!"

Glue Gunner: "And it's stronger than you. lo-o-o-o-ove, O-o-o-o-of, lo-o-o-o-ove."

Ship: *crashes and explodes*

Apprentice: "Huh. We didn't die."