What it takes to be a cool kid in my school

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I don't plagurize and I definitely didn't steal this from msmfan and change the title and stuff

1. Must be able to play basketball.
2. "Like rap and randomly starts singing it"
3. (this only counts for girls) Must have a Tiktok account or watch Tiktok.
4. Swear. Yes.
5. Must be able to dislike things in the past (Fidget spinners, Dab, etc.)
6. Uses the "safe kid" (me) for safety.
7. Has fought others before.
8. (Optional) Must be in wrestling team.

What the cool kids say not to do around the safe kid:

1. Don't swear. If you do say sorry.
2. Do not fight at all.
3. Don't shake the table she's drawing on. If you so, expect her yelling at you for it (due to everyone shaking the table whenever she's at a table with other people).
4. Always compliment her when you pass by. (HAH!)
5. Don't ask her about things she doesn't want to be asked about. She dislikes it and will try and chase you, but won't catch you due to being slow (even though she paces when she's bored). If you don't run, expect a binder hitting your head.

(These people treat me like a five-year-old. Speaking of that, there were two five-year-olds who wanted to try to hit me with a plastic (and later metal) stick in the park. Someone call the police on those two, please. Also they swore a lot.)

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