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what am i doing

it is 1 in the morning but I gotta do something, so dead songs.

1. Everybody guten tag

Everybody guten tag!
The guten tag guy liked to poland all the time
But he couldn't do it right no matter how hard he tried
He had  a messed up mind after existing in the world
And every time he poland he always flopped face first
But then one day as he jumped in the air
Everybody turned and looked and they pointed and they stared
He had a bright idea right before he hit the floor
He shouted "Everybody guten tag": a new dance craze was born
Gut gut guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Everybody guten tag

Gut gut guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Everybody guten tag
The guten tag guy was a viral sensation
Everybody guten tag-ed all across the whole nation
He was front page news, with his new capture move
Everyone wanted to be in his new capture crew
But then one day, things started going wrong
When a poland concert was interrupted by a bomb (hello!)
He said please stop, but no matter what he tried
There was no stopping now for the guten tag guy
Gut gut guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Everybody guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Everybody guten tag
The guten tag guy had to start a new trend
Cuz it really might the whole cause the whole world to end
He had stop people from tag-ing on their faces
He tried to invent a new dance sensation
Everybody do the don't capture
Everybody do the stay in place
Everybody do the standing still
Everybody don't guten tag
Everybody do the don't capture
Everybody do the stay in place
Everybody do the standing still
Everybody don't guten tag
The guten tag guy couldn't make them all stop
They didn't like the new moves as much as the tag
They tuned him out, and they all turned their backs
Yeah they left him behind and they called him a hack
The guten tag guy had nothing left to prove
There was only one thing that he knew how to do
It was in his blood, call it destiny or fate
He shouted "everybody guten tag" and the earth began to shake
Gut gut guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Everybody guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Everybody guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Everybody guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Gut gut guten tag
Everybody guten tag

2. Communist (yes)

Communist
Communist (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hey, have you heard of the communist kid?
He's pretty cool, but I think there's something wrong with him
I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain
But the only thing he ever says isCommunistFrom birth the communist kid never spoke a word
Not even to his parents, not a single sound was heard
But on the first day of school the teacher asked his name
All he did was smile as he said:Communist
Communist
Communist (oh-oh-oh-oh)They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help
The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt
He stared at the doctor with a little creepy smile
And the I communist said "I feel great!"
He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life
He met a nice man who he asked to be his wife
As they stood at the altar, and prepared to say their vows
He put a ring on his finger, and he saidCommunist
Communist (oh-oh-oh-oh)Got bad grades? Communist!
Awkward date? Communist!
Don't like communism?
Communist
Communist (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Communist

Communist (oh-oh-oh-oh)

3. Ottoman time

(Soviet:)
Hey, what time is it?
(Ottoman:)

Ottoman time!
Ottoman time!
(Third:)
Uh, actually it's 12:30
(Ottoman:)
Nobody kill me!
(you know the drill)
Ottoman time!
Ottoman time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Nobody kill me!
(Germany:)
And now a state pretending to be a country
(Canada:)
Vatican, are you a state?
(Vatican:)
What? No!
(California:)
Yeah, me neither
(d r i l l)
Vatican, are you a state?
What? No!
Yeah, me neither
Vatican, are you a state?
What? No!
Yeah, me neither
You guys want to go skateboards?
Skateboards?
Ottoman time!
Ottoman time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Nobody kill me!
Ottoman time!
Ottoman time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Nobody kill me!
(Georgia:)
You're leaving me, me, me?
(Ukraine:)
Sorry, I've met a real man
I've met a real man
I've met a real man
(d r i l l)
You're leaving me, me, me?
Sorry, I've met a real man
I've met a real man
(Canada stealing California's idea:)
Hi babe, yes I am real man
You want to go skateboards?
Real man, yeah!
Ottoman time!
Ottoman time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Nobody kill me!
Ottoman time!
Ottoman time!
Uh, actually it's 12:30
Nobody kill me!
(America:)
The orphans!
They're all dead!
What kind of man would do this?!
(Canada and California:)
Skateboards

4. Countryhumans

I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To hug them is my cause!I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each human to understand
The power that's inside!Countryhumans!
Gotta hug em' all!It's you and me,
I know it's my destiny!Countryhumans!Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend!Countryhumans!
Gotta hug em' all!(A heart so true,
Our courage will pull us through!)You teach me and I'll teach you,Countryhumans!!
Gotta hug em' all!Gotta hug em' all!Every challenge along the way,
With courage I will face!
I will hug every day,
To claim my rightful place!Come with me, the time is right,
There's no better team!
Arm in arm, we'll win again,
It's always been our dream!Countryhumans!
Gotta hug em' all!It's you and me,

I know it's my destiny!
Countryhumans!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend!
Countryhumans!
Gotta hug em' all!
(A heart so true,
Our courage will pull us through!)
You teach me and I'll teach you,
Countryhumans!
Gotta hug em' all!
Gotta hug em' all!
Gotta hug em' all!
Gotta hug em' all!
Gotta hug em' all!
Countryhumans!
Gotta hug em' all!
It's you and me,
I know it's my destiny!
Countryhumans!
Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend!
Countryhumans!
Gotta hug em' all!
(A heart so true,
Our courage will pull us through!)
You teach me and I'll teach you,
Countryhumans!
Gotta hug em' all
Gotta hug em' all
Countryhumans!

5. The finale

(Ottoman:)
Hi, I'm ottoman
And ottoman time
Who wants ottoman?
Please, I don't wanna die
Hey, don't you dare kill me
Please, ottoman time
Have you had ottoman today?
I son't wanna die, die, dieI don't wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
Ottoman time
I don't wanna die, die, dieI don't wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
Ottoman time
I don't wanna die, die, die
(America:)Die, Nazi, die
(Third)
I baked you a pie
(Canada:)
Oh boy, what flavor?

(Third:)
Pie, pie, pie
(Russia:)
Dad, I'm hungry
(Soviet)
Hi Hungry, I'm dad
(Russia:)
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?
(Turkey:}
I'm gonna do an internet
{Greece:}
Well, I'm gonna do a book
{Georgia:}
You're leavin' me
{Ukraine:)
I met a real man
(Canada:)
Hey buddy, look over here
Ha ha ha ha ha
Now you're blind
(Mexico:)
You're gonna die
(Russia:)
We're all gonna die
(Estonia:)
Ooh, a butterfly
(Ottoman)
We're all gonna die, die, die
Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
Ottoman time
I don't wanna die, die, die (Why, why, why)
I don't wanna die, die, die (Ooh, a butterfly)
Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)
Ottoman time
I don't wanna die, die, die
(America:)
Hee hee hee hee hee, hee hee
(Britain:)
Got your nose
(Germany:)
Look out he's got a nose!
(Sweden:)
Is this you?
(ICB:)
Yes
(Sweden:)
Hello!
(ICB:)
Hi!
(Norway:)
Here comes the airplane
(Soviet:)
Communist
Honey I'm pregnant
I can explain
(Finland:)
No, don't jump!
Okay, jump now
(Earth:)
I have no idea how to breathe
(Wisconsin:)
Meow, meow, meow I'm a cow
(America:)
*trumpet*
(Russia:)
Hey, you got a license for that?
(America:)
You'll never take me alive! *trumpet*
(Germany:)
Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!
NO, LLAMA NOOOO!
(Ottoman:)
Die, die, die
Die, die, die (Pie, pie pie)
Ottoman time
I don't wanna die, die, die (Why, why, why)
I don't wanna die, die, die (No, Llama, don't)
Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)
Ottoman time
I don't wanna die, die, die
(Subzero:)
*crying*
(Canada, Ukraine, Turkey, and Greece:)
Even though letting go feels right
I can't afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since stories live forever
(Otttoman:)
I don't wanna die, die, die
We're all gonna die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
Ottoman time
I don't wanna die, die, die (Why, why, why)
I don't wanna die, die, die (No, Llama, no)
Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
Ottoman time
I don't wanna die, die, die
(Ottoman looking partially thanos snapped:)
Ottoman time
I don't wanna die, die, die
*dies*

(It is now 2:14. I have successfully wasted an hour of sleep.)