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By reading this, you agree that you will be confused.

1. When I looked for my roomie, I looked inside the pantry. When I looked inside the pantry, the pantry had no roomie. I looked at me kiwi. My kiwi ate my roomie, so I ate my pantry.

2. The man walked up to the corner stand and said to the duck running the stand, "Hey!" bom bom bom. "Got any lemonade?"

3. The woman walked up to the lemonade store and said to the duck running the store, "Hey!" bom bom bom. "Got any grape chapstick?"

4. Shard Complex and Cotton Shoreline (Someone make those for me)

5. Ignore 4. Shard Complex, Cotton Atrocity, and Abnormal Shoreline. (Someone make those for me)

6. I'm out of ideas. When you get home, go eat your pantry.

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