Random Stories And Stuff

The Subzero Crapmas Special

(yes I call everything crap if I can, like World of Warcrap. It's just a joke I do.)

Scene: I teleport everyone for Christmas to a cabin

Galvana: "WHAT'S GOING ON I THOUGHT I WAS PROTECTING A MAGIC BOOK"

Subzero: "Yes, well you're not getting a magic book for Christmas."

Galvana: "I still hate you."

Subzero: "Don't worry, this is non-canon to your story, and more people will be here soon."

Galvana: "I have no idea what non-canon means but I guess it's fine for now."

*Fern and Katie teleport to the cabin*

Fern: "OH GOSH WHERE THE CLOUD IS MY DAD?"

Katie: "I was just about to win a race!"

Subzero: "Hiyeetus."

Fern: "I have no idea what that is, but there's presents!"

*Peridot teleports to the cabin*

Peridot: "Where am I? It looks like the barn."

Subzero: "You're in a cabin. presents will be opened once everyone's here."

*Kian teleports to the cabin*

Subzero: "KIAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GO BACK TO THE PERI-"

Kian: "I'm here to take a picture of Peridot to prove her existence."

Peridot: "HAH! I'm famous!"

Subzero: "Fine. Only one picture, then you go back to the Peridot place."

Kian: "Okay." *takes about 100 pictures*

Subzero: *throws Kian in a portal to the Peridot Place*

Peridot: "Well that was fun."

*Heart, Hilda, and Subzero's sister teleport here*

Subzero: *throws her sister out the door*

Hilda: "What was that for?"

Subzero: "Uh... That was a sculpture I forgot to throw away."

Heart: "Also, why are we here?"

Hilda: *sees presents* "Presents!"

Galvana: "She said when everyone's here, we all get to open presents."

Hilda: "oh."

Subzero: "There's four people left."

Katie: "Who are they?"

Subzero: "Lorex, Turquoise, Atra, and a clone of myself I named Lumidaria."

Galvana: "Wasn't Lumidaria the floating jellyfish moster?"

Subzero: "..."

*All four recently said were teleported into the house*

Atra: "HOORAY WE'RE NOT IN INTERNETLANDS ANYMORE!"

Lorex: "This might be a trap."

Turquoise: "Obviously you're overeacting, Lorex."

Subzero: *also throws Lumidaria out of the house* "Here clone bully my sister."

Hilda: "What did you say?"

Subzero: "I SAID PRESENT TIME!"


Scene: Christmas tree inside cabin

Subzero: "Oh right I knew I was going to get this pop figure."

Peridot: "I got toy limb enhancers! Also, why would you wrap a present for yourself?"

Subzero: *shrugs*

Galvana: "Hey, look at this!" *puts orb in staff handle*

Heart: "What is 'Where's My Water'?"

Subzero: "It's a little game thingy for you."

Lorex: "Oh my gosh, GOOGLE PLAY GIFT CARDS!"

Atra: "Pathetic gift cards." *opens present* "Hey, a stuffed animal."

Turquoise: *gives present to Subzero* "No thanks. I just want family for Christmas."

Subzero: "Aww." *throws present into a portal*

Fern: "A carving set! This'll be fun!"

Katie: "A pottery set!"

*door to the cabin breaks*

Spinel: "YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!"

Subzero: *summons a portal above Spinel's head and out of it comes a present*

Spinel: "Oh. Thanks."