Random Stories And Stuff

Subzero's Giant Chapter of Random Incorrect Quotes 2

1.

Waterboi: "Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?"

Flame:"I'm a knife."

Subzero, from the kitchen: "HE'S A LITTLE SPOON"

(Sanders Sides)

2.

AT: "Here you are Zodiac, nice hot cup of coffee."

Flame pretending to be Zodiac: "Oh, it's cold."

AT: "Nice cup of coffee."

Flame: "It's horrible."

AT: "Cup of coffee."

Flame: "I don't even think this is coffee."

AT: "Cup."

(Internet)

3.

Waterboi: "Let me see what you have, AT."

AT: "A knife!"

Waterboi: "Okay, have f-"

Flame: "NO"

(Internet)

4. (I forgot if I did this already)

AT: "Hey, do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?"

Flame: "You're a hazard to society."

Zodiac: "And a coward. Do 20."

5.

Flame: "I have 2 tickets to the movies tonight."

Subzero: "I'm proud of you. You can go twice."

Flame: "You didn't have to do me like this."

(Internet)

6.

Flame: "Will you always attack me with words?"

AT: "Do you want to use rocks?"

(Internet)

7.

Flame: "I invited you to my private island because I crave the deadliest game."

AT: "Knife monopoly."

Flame: "Well, I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever knife monopoly is."

(Internet)

8.

Flame: "Subzero, what do I do if someone is being mean to me?"

Subzero: "Kill them with kindness!"

Flame: "Weird name for a knife but I'm in."

(Internet)

9.

Waterboi: "Being gay isn't a choice..." *looks at Zodiac* "It's a game and I'm winning."

(She-Ra)

10.

Waterboi: "Why are you smiling?"

Flame: "Is smiling illegal now, or can I just not smile?"

Both: "..."

Flame: "AT fell down the stairs."