Frickerdoodles:
Ness: Used to be annoying as frick but now she's having a stroke as bad as frick
Repeater: Even though he's a fricking Plants Vs. Zombies plant, he always goes for a frickerdooding ripoff.
Kian: ARE YOU A FRICKERDOODLING PERIDOT FAN OR A RUBY FAN?
Supercow: What the frickerdoodle is Supercow and his pet bird Wingman. You can't just say Supercow is a Supercow and Wingman is unknown, WHAT IS IT?
A/N (ATP): finish your frickerdoodling Christmas story
MSMFan: Let me find a good Steven Universe quote... "NO!" -Spinel
Thonk: Frickerthonkle.
Diet and Beppy: You two are the most frickerdoodliest frickerdoodles I have ever frickerdoodling seen.
Pineapple: Fricking mom
Blur: Fricking youtuber dad
German: FrickerHorncil.
Arackulele Guy: Frick Anxiety
Pet Frickerdoodle (Lumidaria aka Subzero Clone): The paragon of Frickerdoodleness.
Me: same as above
(No frickerdoodles were harmed in this story and there is no offense in this story.)
If everyone mentioned above was a Steven Universe quote (Ft. SU Wiki randomizer):
Ness: "Hey! Don't be sad! Your new best friend, your new best friend, your new best friend, YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND SPINEL IS HERE!" -Spoonel
Repeater: "Run back to your masters! Tell them we're not afraid of your kind!" -Connie
Kian: "Oh my stars! If it isn't [Peridot]! We finally meet!" -Sardonyx
Supercow: "All that matters is that [they are] happy." -Pearl
A/N (ATP): "Looks like another waste of my time." -Jasper
MSMFan: "Guys, I just had the best idea" -Greg
Thonk: "Hey! Don't mess with [my] funky flow!" -Garnet
Diet/Nik: "Shatter me? Pssh! [Nobody] could lay a scratch on this gem!"
Beppy: "We know this [place]. We have [been here] for [years]. You'll need us to get around. Besides, [Noobs] stick together." -Fluorite
Pineapple: "Bingo, bongo!" -Lars
Blur: "Shorty Squad out." -Amethyst
German: *gasp* "That won't do." -Rainbow 2.0
Arackulele guy: "Kids, don't try this at home." -Sunstone (Originally going to be a Hessonite quote, but nothing fits.)
Pet Frickerdoodle: "That's no excuse to use the luminous lasagna!" -Yellow Pearl
Me: *insert all the lyrics of That Distant Shore here* (Lapis)
(I used the random thingy on the SU wiki to get the characters for the quotes, because I couldn't really think of any.)
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