Backstage

Chapter 32

"Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes,
But when you look back,
It's all different"

"Right!" I smiled shutting the door and turning to the two awkward boys on the sofa. It made me smile how much I had come along and I had now sent Esme and Millie off to get pizza, as they didn't deliver to our flats after some "incidents" usually involving me and Ashley at the start of our relationship. Back to the boys in questions.

I turned to face them; Dan looked confused and Eddie who knew I found him annoying smiled in the usual 'sweet' way. If they thought I would turn my back and they could do whatever the hell they want- there wrong! They wouldn't forget me a hurry. Millie and Esme hadn't been keen to leave me alone with them but I forced them out.

"Now tomorrow you two will probably have forgotten who the fuck I am" I began great Eddie was already interrupting with his soppy shit

"I doubt we will forget you..." He started but I cut him off by just resuming talking cheerily.

"But you won't after this!" Dan looked scared, he had more to come Eddie had learnt to back down to me now so he had his phone out. "Eddie put your phone away" he put it down in a way that implied he would pick it up again so I walked over and snatched it along with Dans phone which was one the table.

"Now you two are both dating my best friends and I assure you I have learnt that this puts you in a prime position to ruin them!" Eddie was looking scared-twat! "Let's just say I make the mistakes so they don't have to and I made the mistake with Ashley- Dan you have seen how much I have changed since breaking up with him"

"Yea..." Dan spoke but looked bewildered

"It's a rhetorical question" I stared at him. "Now I will begin with cheating- if either of you even dare to look at another girl and think she is hotter,funnier or prettier than your girl you are dead! If you cheat on either of them I will personally make you sit and watch while your girl gets off with someone else as punishment. If you try and stop her I will castrate you. If you let her do it I will also castrate you. It is a lose lose situation" I snapped I wasn't even angry but I had to give them the talk. They looked petrified and confused!

"Belle are you drunk?" Eddie asked

"NO! it's just me Eddie right next thing" keen to shut him up. "Dumping them for no fucking reason! If I hear either of you left because you were bored or the "it's not you its me" I will get on back on the next train and castrate you also! You had to fight to get them and you will have to fight to keep them so don't turn into lazy shits who can't be fucked unless your getting fucked appreciate we may not always want you dick up us so go take a picture and go enjoy having fun with yourself once or twice-those girls ain't sex toys!"

They looked so confused. Eddie looked petrified and Dan looked awkward they needed this lecture and they would get it. "My final point. For God damn sake don't make a mistake cover your fucking snake" I was inwardly laughing never have I seen two men look so awkward "if either of you get either of them pregnant you will have to pay the price." I almost snarled

"Oh let me guess you will castrate us?" Dan tried to joke

"That's it! You have got it! You fuck with my friends- I castrate you!" I laughed why the fuck am I doing a evil laugh; why the fuck did I just lecture them. They looked so scarred. They would not forget me in a hurry and hopefully by the look on Eddie's face at least proved it had worked.

Millie and Esme arrived home and thankfully the boys unfroze. I guess they didn't need a lecture but my relationship with Ashley was going to eventually impact my opinion on boys. If I could I would have been to the abortion clinic a good fifty times. The three of us didn't mention anything so Millie and Esme where none the wiser but I knew after they where alone with the boys they would soon learn.