MCSM oneshots (Discontinued)

Supernatural bloopers

Okay, so, this one started out okay, but you see, it was 4 am and things got a little out of hand-

Amalia is an OC. She's very gay. Uhm...enjoy some failed and weird-ass romance.

Amalia rested her chin on her hands, gaze lingering on the sky. The fleeting colors of dusk were beginning to settle in, faded marks of stars speckled throughout.

"What are you doing out here so late?"

Amalia craned her neck to see Petra, hands on her hips as she stood in the doorway.

"Mm, have an existential crisis. You?"

"Can't sleep. Saw your silhouette."

Petra sauntered over to Amalia, sitting down next to her.

"So, are you just gonna sit here, or admit you have a huge crush on me?" Amalia smirked.

A tiny gasp came from Petra as she glanced at Amalia, face flushing.

"I mean, it's so obvious, and you kind of give off a 'lesbian' vibe-"

"Amalia! That's not something you just say to people!" Petra said.

Amalia got quiet, "You're not out yet? Of...well, the closet."

"No." Petra muttered, embarrassed. "Are you?"

"Isn't it obvious, darling?" Amalia teased, ruffling her half-shaved hair, and gesturing to her piercings. "I'll give you what you want." With that, she leaned in, pressing her lips against Petra's, hands slipping behind her auburn hair.

She pulled Petra on her lap, foreheads pressed together before they heard a noise.

"Called it. You owe me 10."

"Screw you."

Petra practically jumped off of Amalia, both of their faces red as Jesse smirked, "Don't mind us. We were just betting on how gay you two were."

"Seriously?!"
"Let's be real here, it was a bit obvious. I mean, the body language, the seductive looks..."

That last part earned a nudge from Lukas, "He's drunk by the way."

"In all fairness, you are too." Jesse mumbled.

Amalia glared at them, "Let me get this straight. You two get drunk in the middle of the night and spy on us?!"

"We weren't spying, it's just that we could totally see your shadow from the blinds so it wasn't a secret-"

"Oh, shit." Petra mumbled. "I should've turned off the lights."

"Too late for that now, I'm afraid." Amalia muttered.

"Now what?" Jesse asked, leaning against the door.

"How about we both get sober-"

"You're no fun." Jesse pouted.

Lukas rolled his eyes. "-Go to bed, and give them some space maybe?"

"Fine."

Amalia grabbed Petra's hand, practically dragging her away from the two. "Let's get away from these two drunk idiots."

"Use condoms!" Jesse shouted.

"Jesse, I swear to god, we're not gonna have sex, and neither one of us have dicks."

"That's the point." Jesse giggled.

"You are so weird."