George flicked a rubber band at Paul, hitting him in the side of the face. However, Paul ignored it. Now, all three of his friends were trying to annoy him. He was already annoyed as it is.
And everyone knew how annoyed he was by this point. John picked up the rubber band and did the same thing George did. Flicked the rubber band at Paul.
All this time, he's been trying to control his anger and annoyance. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath and decided to crush John by laying back.
"Ey! What do you think yer doing?"
"Yer my new pillow. I need a break."
'Ey! I'm not the only one bothering you."
"I dont care. Yer closer to me than they are."
"Get off me!"
"No way! Stop moving."
"Having you lean against me is very uncomfortable for me. I need space."
"Then why did you let me join the band if you needed space? I'm yer life partner now. You cant get rid of me."
"Unfortunately. Yer like gum to a shoe. Very clingy."
"Only because yer the gum. And I'm the shoe."
"You are not! I only made that joke because I was thinking that you were the gum. I just wanna step on you. Especially right now."
"Eh. That's how you feel everyday."
"Very true. Now get off!"
"Okay gumball."
"Ey! Knock it off."
"You just lost yer chance with me getting off. I'm staying here."
Paul had his head turned when John brought both his hands up to Paul's neck.
"Paul! Yer about to die!" Ringo shouted.
Paul turned his head too late when he found John's hands wrapped around his neck. John pretended to strangle him and after a few minutes, Paul pretended to fall limp and slid off the couch, playing dead.
"Finally! I'm free!"
Paul continued to lay there.
"Ey, I think you finally killed him."
John laughed. "I wish." Then, he reached down and grabbed Paul by the hair and dragged him up.
"Ow. Ow ow ow ow. Let go John! That hurts!"
"See? He's alive." John said letting go.
"Do you have to be so abusive to me?! Dragging me by me hair?"
"Yes. Now behave!"
"You know what, I'm not even going to say anything to you because I know how it's going to end."
"Saves me the trouble then."
"I will hurt you. Don't tempt me."
John took out his pocket knife again and put it to Paul's finger again.
"Stop that! Ye know what, I'm about to leave. Everyone's annoying me and wont leave me alone."
I had to leave work early today because of my health again. :( I didnt even start working yet. I had just clocked in when I had to leave.
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FanfictionI thought I should write something a little more fun. How about the four lads.........aside from their professional singing career, works with the cops in salving various cases. Sounds like a lot of fun to write! I'll give it a shot!