Thor caught Mjolnir in midair and slammed it on the ground. Lightning flew out of the hammer, hitting every remaining enemy near him.
"Show off!"
"You're just pissed you can't lift it Tony!"
"Hand it to me then."
Thor tossed Mjolnir at Tony, who caught it, and threw it back.
"See? I am worthy Point Break!"
"You shouldn't be."
"Can you boys quit fighting and help us kill Zemo over here?"
Thor ran over to Natasha, who was killing a group of super soldiers.
"I thought he said he didn't want any more of them?"
"He's a liar."
"Heads up Cap."
Peter swung over the groups heads and landed on top of a car.
"How's it going guys?"
"I would say good, but we have a bunch of super soldiers running around."
"Who's the chick with the suit?"
"That's M.J. She got bit by a radioactive spider a couple years ago."
"You guys look like you're in a crisis."
"You just figured that out?"
"Nope."
Peter punch a super soldier in the face while M.J webbed another one.
"They work really well together."
"Right?"
"Tony, I got a location on Zemo. He's heading south of our position."
"Already on it Rhodey."
"Mr Stark, I got him."
"Please just call me Tony Peter."
"ᚺᛖᚤ ᚲᚨᚱᛟᛚ, ᛈᚢᚾᚲᚺ ᚺᛁᛗ ᛁᚾ ᛏᚺᛖ ᚠᚨᚲᛖ."
(Hey Heimdall, punch him in the face.)
"ᛞᛟᛖᛋ ᚨᚾᚤᛟᚾᛖ ᚴᚾᛟᚹ ᚹᚺᚨᛏ ᚹᛖ'ᚱᛖ ᛋᚨᚤᛁᚾᚷ?"
(Does anyone know what we're saying?"
"ᚢᚾᛚᛖᛋᛋ ᚾᚨᛏᚨᛋᚺᚨ ᚴᚾᛟᚹᛋ ᚾᛟᚱᛞᛁᚲ ᚱᚢᚾᛖᛋ, ᚾᛟᛈᛖ."
(Unless Natasha knows Nordic Runes, nope.)
"What are the two Asgardians saying?"
"I don't speak Norse."
"They are probably insulting Tony."
Thor summoned his hammer and joined the rest of the group to fight Zemo.
"You're time is up Zemo."
"You know nothing but revenge."
"You tried to break us apart and failed."
"I will do it again. This time I will watch you tear each other apart."
"You will fail trying then."
Tony punched Zemo in the face, which sent him flying into a car. Thor placed Mjolnir on his chest, stopping him from moving.
"Everyone who tries to take Earth fails."
"You know nothing."
"We have defeated you."
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