"Finally there are no threats. It has been years since someone has not tried to take over the universe."
"Remember when Loki was the only threat we had."
"That was ages ago."
"I'm surprised he hasn't tried to do it again."
"Loki has changed from New York. He isn't the arrogant, selfish bastard he was then."
"I'm pretty sure he is still the same."
"Not even. Loki changed after the Revengers."
"That sounds like a knock off of the Avengers."
"It was a little bit better. Banner, Valkyrie, Loki, Korg, Meek, and I made a really great team."
"At least we didn't destroy Asgard."
"That was the only way to defeat my sister. She was up there with Thanos."
"Thanos was an idiot. I'm glad he's dead. That bastard keeps coming back."
"I wouldn't be surprised if we had to kill him for the fifth time."
"Don't curse the team. I don't need another Mad Titan trying to snap the universe in half again."
"Him and Ultron."
"Don't get me started on Ultron. He was the one that caused the Sokovia Accords. Along with Secretary Ross. I could power the entire United States with my hatred."
"You could power the entire world for years."
"You guys are so petty. I could one up that. Have you seen me lately? I could make the universe run off my hatred for Yon Rogg. That asshole can't seem to die."
"Please Thor. I had to deal with his lies for years. I am surprised I haven't already killed him."
"Is he still in the holding cell?"
"Yup. Been there for years."
"Good. Let's keep it that way."
"He is the last of the Kree. Thanos took care of half the population. I got rid of the rest."
"I was waiting for that to happen. All we need to do now is kill Yon Rogg."
"Nah. I want to watch him suffer. It's really entertaining."
"Of course it's entertaining. You like killing people."
"Only the ones I want." Natasha smiled.
"I have a feeling she is talking about one of us. I just don't know who."
"I don't want to find out."
"Эй, Джеймс, ты видишь, как нервничает Тони?"
(Hey James, do you see how nervous Tony looks?)
"Ага. Он, вероятно, думает, что мы готовим его смерть. Я нахожу это смешным."
(Yup. He probably thinks we are plotting his death. I find it hilarious.)
"Смотрите на него жутко, его реакция того стоит."
(Stare at him creepily, his reaction is worth it.)
Natasha and Bucky stared at Tony, who was starting to get freaked out. Chris joined them because he knew what the two were saying.
"Как это работает? Я так рад, что ты научил меня русскому языку."
(How's it going? I am so glad you taught me Russian Nat.)
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It Was Always You (Universe 163,729)
FanficS.H.I.E.L.D really didn't take crap from anyone. Being kidnapped by them was a whole new adventure, but at least getting recruited by the Avengers was good. Carol's life wasn't getting any better. Until she met Thor. He was a little odd, but it was...