Returning to the village and in the bar, Snerz was still mad that Sam said no to his face and Sam's friends threw Snerz to the mud.
Snerz said, "Who does he think he is, that man has tangled with the wrong man! No one says no to me!" Yes Man said, "Heh heh. Darn right." Snerz said, "Dismissed! Rejected, publicly humiliated. Why, it's more than I can bear?" Yes Man asked, "More beer?" He said, "What for? Nothing helps, I'm disgraced." Yes Man said, "Who, you, never. Mr Snerz, you've got to pull yourself together."
Yes Man:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Mr Snerz
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Mr Snerz
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Snerz
No one's quick as Snerz
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Snerz
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Yami Marik, Yami Bakura, Parodox, and Dr Z:
No one's been like Snerz
A king pin like Snerz
Yes Man:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Snerz
Snerz:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
Bad guys:
My, what a guy, that Snerz
Give five hurrahs
Give twelve hip-hips
Yes Man:
Mr Snerz is the best
And the rest is all drips
Bad guys:
No one fights like Snerz
Douses lights like Snerz
Zander:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Snerz
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