Snerz

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Returning to the village and in the bar, Snerz was still mad that Sam said no to his face and Sam's friends threw Snerz to the mud.

Snerz said, "Who does he think he is, that man has tangled with the wrong man! No one says no to me!" Yes Man said, "Heh heh. Darn right." Snerz said, "Dismissed! Rejected, publicly humiliated. Why, it's more than I can bear?" Yes Man asked, "More beer?" He said, "What for? Nothing helps, I'm disgraced." Yes Man said, "Who, you, never. Mr Snerz, you've got to pull yourself together."

Yes Man:

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Mr Snerz

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Mr Snerz

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Snerz

No one's quick as Snerz

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Snerz

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Yami Marik, Yami Bakura, Parodox, and Dr Z:

No one's been like Snerz

A king pin like Snerz

Yes Man:

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Snerz

Snerz:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

Bad guys:

My, what a guy, that Snerz

Give five hurrahs

Give twelve hip-hips

Yes Man:

Mr Snerz is the best

And the rest is all drips

Bad guys:

No one fights like Snerz

Douses lights like Snerz

Zander:

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Snerz

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