Sam-I-Am and the Beast-Am-I

Be Our Guests

Tonight came and Sam got out of Guy's room. Twilight asked, "How is he?" Sam said, "He'll be alright. But I have to check on Guy later." Rarity said, "I'm happy that you're taking care of him, Sam. Especially after what he has done." Applejack said, "Anywho, you might as well come with us to the dining room. You must be starving." Sam said, "Well, I hadn't eat anything for a little while." Rainbow Dash said, "Then come on. Sly told us there's going to be a show. " He asked, "Really? Okay, let's go."

The team walked in the dining room, walked to the table, and sat down on the chairs. Sly came in the dining room as a spotlight shines on him. "Ma chere my friends, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair. As the dining room proudly presents, your dinner!" Sly said as the servants and waiters appeared in the stage with so many food.

Sly:

Be our guest, be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

And we'll provide the rest

Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres

Why, we only live to serve

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

Don't believe me, ask the dishes

They can sing, they can dance

After all, friends, this is France

And a dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance and then you'll be our guest oui, our guest

Be our guest

Beef ragout, cheese soufflé, pie and pudding, on flambé

We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret

You're alone and you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining

We tell jokes, I do tricks

With my fellow candlesticks

Qwark, Murray, and three chiefs:

And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet

Sly, Qwark, Murray, and three chiefs:

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass to be our guest

Sly:

If you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest