To the Stars and Back [Sanders Sides Analogical AU]

Birthday Surprise

Remus' birthday arrived six days later, Virgil going out and buying two uncle shirts for him as their pregnancy announcement. Both were green and short sleeved since they lived in fricking Florida. The first one had the words "UNCLE. THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE BAD INFLUENCE." upon Logan's request since that's what he believed Remus would be like as an uncle while the second one had "THIS GUY IS GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!" written on it as a more blunt way to tell him.

Virgil put them in a box and wrapped them up in green wrapping paper, Logan's on the top while Virgil's was on the bottom. They all got off work early, Remus and Roman coming over to the other four's house for a little party of sorts. They had some cake, drank some wine and Remus was finishing up his presents from them all. So far he's gotten socks, a book about medieval torture devices and weapons, and that silly string stuff for kids. He was delighted with all of them and even more so when Virgil handed him their present.

Remus unwrapped the box as if he were still a child, opened it then held the shirt up so he could read the words.

"Very funny. I'm guessing this one was the one Logan pick," he said, placing the shirt down.

"I will neither confirm nor deny that hypothesis," Logan said with a blank face.

Remus snickered then took out the next one.

"It's funny, but I'm not an uncle," said Remus while hold the shirt up to show everyone.

Virgil smirked and hid his mouth behind the blue hoodie sleeve as he tried to stifle his giggles. Looking over he saw Logan was doing the same, taking a sip of his red wine to hide his growing smile.

"Wait, Remus who gave you that?" Janus asked, leaning over Remus' shoulder.

"Logan and Virgil? Why?" replied Remus while raising an eyebrow.

Virgil kept a bland face as Janus lifted his gaze to Virgil, realization swarming his double colored eyes.

"Virgil. Are you pregnant?" the words slipped out of Janus mouth without a moments hesitation.

The room went silent as all eye turned to him, Virgil' smirk growing into a small, devious smile before he pulled off the (stolen) hoodie and revealing his new black shirt. On it was a humorous pregnancy shirt Logan found for him, a theropod dinosaur on it with a little one resting inside the larger one to symbolize pregnancy along with the words "Prangrysaurus /prā-'aNGgrē-'sɔ:rəs/ noun Pregnant, Angry, Hungry. Do not engage. Do not touch". That and a tiny, barely noticeable bump had already begun to take form because of Virgil's small figure. The room seemed to erupt with noise, Virgil being engulfed into a huge hug by Paton and Janus while they both squealed, Roman shouting about how unbelievably it was and Remus cackling like a mad man on the couch, falling off it soon after then pulling himself up.

"We're so happy for you!" Patton squealed while trying crush him in the embraced.

"How long have you kept this a secret?" Roman demanded.

"About six days. We found out Saturday," answered Virgil, finally being let go from the death hug.

"So when did you two get busy?" Remus asked, wiggling an eyebrow and making both Virgil and Logan flush.