To the Stars and Back [Sanders Sides Analogical AU]

How is Prangent Formed?

I suggest watching the video up above before reading this because it make the chapter funnier.

To help Virgil feel better about being trapped at his house for the majority of his days, Janus, Patton, Roman, and Remus would come over to cheer him up. Well they try to, at least, but Roman and Remus sometimes just make things worst. Like the time Roman brought his megaphone from the station and used it to talk to Virgil, but nearly scared him to death. It caused Virgil to shriek and fall off the couch when Roman used it the first time which prompted Logan to slap Roman across the face and confiscate the megaphone for the rest of his visit. When asked about it Roman claims he used it, and quote; "Because then I'll be at a safe distance from him and his mood swings, but I'll still be able to talk to him." Needless to say Logan didn't take kindly to that excuse.

After that fiasco they decided to do a little more relaxing activity, one Janus proposed after going onto tumblr the day prior.

"So how does this work?" Virgil asked.

"I've sent you and Logan some tumblr post I found that have misspellings of the word 'pregnant'. You two have to read the post then try and pronounce the misspellings," explained Janus.

"Virgil goes first!" declared Remus from his spot (upside down) on the couch.

"Alright then," Virgil said, looking down at his phone and starting reading the posts out loud.

"Am I pregant? Am I pragnent? Am I pargant? Am I  gregnant?" Virgil started, giggling slightly, everyone else doing the same, "Am I pegnate?? Help!? Is there a possibly that i'm pegrent? Am I pregegnant or am I okay? Could I be pregonate? How do I know if I'M prengan? Can I be prregnant???? (he rolled the 'r' beautifully) Can u get pregante...?" he continued, the last one he gave an accent and caused both Remus and Roman to laugh.

"Can u bleed while u are pergert? Can u down a 20 foot waterslide pegnant?" read Virgil, Logan making a concerned strangled noise after the last one.

"Alright Logan, your turn," Remus said.

Logan nodded and looked at his phone, cringing at the horrible grammar and capitalization of the posts.

"How can i get my gf pragnet? What happen when get-" Logan paused while looking at the word, a look of confusion on his face as he tried his best to pronounce it, "pergenat?" he finally got out, Remus cackling with laughter while everyone else giggled, chuckled, and snickered.

"How can a nineyear old get prangnet?" Logan continued, "Will my get pragnan? What is the best time to sex to be come pregnart. Does anyone know how many teens get bregant a year???? Are these systems of being pregarnt? Girlfriend ain't had period since she got pregat? (Logan visibility cringed at the terrible grammar) Is it possible having sex to a 8 months fregnant? If a woman has stretch marks on her-" Logan cut himself off, squinting down at his phone and adjusting his glasses as if that would help.

"If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?" Logan corrected, wheezing at how stupid the people on the internet could be.

"Alright, I'll go next so Logan can have a break from this grammatical torture," giggled Virgil, Logan shooting him a thankful smile.

"My circle is normal,but yet i still dont get peegnant.wat can i use.? Has anybody got pergnut while using birth control? Did most you women FEEL pgrenant before find out? I am praganant last 5 week so can I start sex? Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?" Virgil said, laughing at the last one, as did the others, "Me and my boyfriend are trying to get prefnat and j havent took my birth control in 12 days?"

Virgil heard Logan groan from that sentence. He reached out and arm and patted the top of his husband's head, Logan's face buried in his hands from the cringiness. Giving him a soft smile Virgil looked back at his phone and read the next post.

"38+2 weeks," he said the looked at the next word with a face of many mixed emotions, "pregananant?"

Everyone lost it after that, Roman and Remus falling out of their chairs from laughing so hard, Janus spit out his drink and was trying to stop coughing, Patton laughing and trying to help Janus not cough up a lung, then Logan looked like he was either going to scream or cry, maybe both. It took ten minutes for them to stop laught, finally composing themselves enough to continue.

"I think my dog is pregernet???" Virgil said, deciding it'd be best to give Logan a break, "Can I get prengt if he had a comdom on? How long can u go being prognant to get an abortian? I think I'm pretnet with my 14th child?!" Virgil laughed, probably not able to finish if there were any more, but thankfully it was the last one.

"Janus, you have very particular ideas for games," Logan said, to which Janus shrugged and laughed.

Edited 6/2/20