FE3H x Reader Onehots || The 2nd Book

ACNH Headcannons!

Okay so basically I felt really bad about not updating in a while (though I do have a oneshot or two in progress) and I thought "What's a really shitty but entertaining way I could update?" and this just came to mind. Enjoy!

𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:

𝐃𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐢:

Dimitri's island probably looks really messy, but he actually intended for it to look like that.
During the Bunny Day event he was absolutely raging about all the eggs to the point where he was almost begging for any fish, even the hatred Sea Bass
His island's name is probably edgy and threatening like "Hell" or "Stay Away" because is and island stayaway after all
Plus, we all know he is angy as hell that he can't eat the weeds

𝐃𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐞:

Dedue was probably trying to convince someone to share an island with him, since he'd never played an Animal Crossing game before.
His island is probably really quaint and has a lot of flowers and greenery, despite how he plucks every weed daily, while still looking incredibly natural.
He probably didn't place too many items outside his house, nor is he compelled to buy items in general
Dedue is probably the person who's trying to make his villagers best friends with him

𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐞:

Ashe is a really wholesome Animal Crossing player
His villagers are probably all either peppy, uchi, or normal
His island probably carries a theme for every different season, even though he hasn't experienced all of them yet
He's not too concerned about finishing his house and paying off his loans, but he still deposits money when he can.

𝐒𝐲𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐧:

Holy hell Sylvain's island is w a c k-
Snooty villagers? Snooty villagers.
GIRLS👏ONLY👏
His furniture was literally fit for two people: Double person beds, couches, large dining tables (set up for a candle-lit dinner, might I add)
This boy has had so many girls visit his island it's almost impressive.

𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱:

Felix's island is rather... untidied
His island has so many jock and smug villagers, he almost feels ashamed of the one sisterly female villager still on his island from the beginning, but he just can't let go of her. 
Definitely a time traveler and 100% skipped the Bunny Day event. 
He's probably up at 3:33 AM watching the alien broadcast every night
Felix is pissed off from the stock market

𝐀𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞:

Annette's island is just TOO CUTE-
Her furniture probably consists of all the cute furniture, plus those random benches she thought would look good on her island but didn't so now they're in her house
Aesthetically themed island? You bet your ass.
BUBBLE👏GUM👏K.K.👏

𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐬:

Mercedes playing Animal Crossing just might be the most wholesome thing to ever fucking exist, let's be honest here. 
She loves every villager and wouldn't judge them for anything, even Barold
Flowers everywhere
She and Annette send letters pretty much daily.
Actually pays attention to Isabelle's announcements

𝐈𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐝:

Ingrid is a hardcore player... somehow.
Her critterpedia has been filled so far, but she doesn't time travel, since she likes the daily sort of vibe from the game
"C+ MY ASS!! I SWEAR TO SOTHIS IF I SEE ONE MORE SEA BASS-"
She rarely checks in with her island and her villagers, she hasn't even reached the limit of 10 yet 

𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐞𝐫:

𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐞: