Peter
Mr. War, you said you were in the Army, right?
Mr. War
Yes, I am.
Peter
What exactly are you?
Mr. War
A Colonel.
Peter
Whoa! That's awesome!
What do you do?
Mr. War
I'm in the Department of Acquisitions.
Peter
Whoa.
That's a long title.
Mr. War
Yep.
It is.
Why are you asking?
Peter
Oh, sorry!
I just wanted to learn a bit more about you.
Mr. War
It's alright.
I'm actually a bit curious about you myself.
Peter
Really?
Oh, well I can answer a few questions if you want.
I'm in class, so I may type slow.
Mr. War
If you're in class, shouldn't you pay attention?
Peter
Nah, I already know everything.
It's just Math anyway.
Mr. War
Whatever you say, Hacker.
Peter
Well, fire away!
Mr. War
Hm... BatteryPack said you have your own AI.
How'd you code it?
Peter
Oh, that was easy!
30 minutes later, The Colonel's brain was mush.
Mr. War
Okay, how the hell does that make sense to you?
Peter
I'm a nerd.
Mr. War
Exactly like BatteryPack.
Peter
Wdym?
Mr. War
He was a huge nerd back in college.
I mean, he still is, but in college, he was crazy smart.
Peter
Like Tony Stark level smart?
Mr. War
Yep.
Peter
Holy shit!
That's insane!
Mr. War
Yeah.
Well, I gotta go, Hacker.
Duty calls.
Peter
Bye, Mr. War!
And stay safe!
Mr. War
Will do.
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Peter Parker and The Avengers: Wrong Number AU
FanfictionSoon to be Uploaded onto AO3 under the name " Pizza_Ghost " Peter Parker texts the wrong number and things happen. Specifically; Getting A Dad(s) Finding his mom, making friends, and finding a family. Warning: Potentially Triggering Things. COVER IS...
