Peter
Hey, Ms. Boss?
Ms. Boss
Yes, Hacker?
Peter
I have a very important question, but I have to say a not nice thing.
Is that okay?
Ms. Boss
Of course, Hacker.
Peter
Not to be political,
But what the fuck is Oatmeal?
Ms. Boss
Wow.
That is a question, Isn't it?
Peter
My friend says it's the cure to all natural disasters.
But I disagree.
1. Because if it cured natural disasters, Why am I still here?
2. It's really just adult baby food.
Ms. Boss
Hacker!
You are not a natural disaster!
...
You're right.
It is just Adult Baby Food...
Peter
Thank you for agreeing.
Crap.
I have to go.
Teacher started talking again.
Bye, Ms. Boss!
Ms. Boss
Bye, Hacker.
And please think better of yourself!
Peter
No promises!
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Peter Parker and The Avengers: Wrong Number AU
FanfictionSoon to be Uploaded onto AO3 under the name " Pizza_Ghost " Peter Parker texts the wrong number and things happen. Specifically; Getting A Dad(s) Finding his mom, making friends, and finding a family. Warning: Potentially Triggering Things. COVER IS...
