27. YOU SECOND RATE THIEVING PIGEON LOOKIN-

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Peter fell through the floor and landed in someone's arms. He looked up and saw the trickster God smirking at him.

    "Stole ya."

Peter smiled.

    "Who said?"

He leaned back and flipped onto his feet. He sniffed the air and glared at the vents.

    "Clint, I swear-"

Cint dropped from the vents, a box of pizza in his hands. He looked at Peter and jumped back into the vents. Peter glared.

    "CLINT 'HAWKEYE' BARTON! GIMME BACK MY FREAKING PIZZA, YOU SECOND RATE PIGEON LOOKIN-"

He cut himself off and jumped into vents. Loki looked amused, while the others looked worried. Tony and Pepper walked in and Tony smirked.

    "Barton steal his pizza again?"

Loki smiled.

    "Yep. Jumped into the vents. The boy jumped in after him. "

Tony's eyes went wide.

    "He did what now?"

A moment after, Clint fell out of the vents onto the ground, with a black eye. He stood up and rubbed the back of his neck.

    "Tony, let him spare with us sometime. His punches hurt like hell."

The vent dropped and Clint jumped up into the air. Peter fell from the vents, his jacket and a few buttons on his shirt undone. His hair was a mess and there were a few smudges on his face. He opened the pizza box and ate a slice.

    "Steal my pizza one more fucking time, Clint. I fucking dare you."

Clint laughed, still slightly scared.

    "You definitely ain't normal."

    "No dur, Clint."

Natasha walked up behind Peter, placing her hands on his shoulders.

    "Good job, Kid. Let's head up to lounge before Stark or Loki steals you."

Peter smiled and nodded his head, the two walking to the elevator. Tony noticed and ran after them.

    "NATASHA, GIVE ME BACK MY INTERN!!!"

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