The Kissing Booth Why Now?

91. TOO FUNNY *

Lee was not happy that he matched his car and that the parents were not helping him get rid of his supposed new paint job. He kept begging them but no one would give. Needless to say, he still refused to drive me anywhere that first week. The only reason he gave in was that I dyed his hair yet again but this time alpine green. Yep, I wanted him to have green hair for Christmas. He was not happy and kept glaring at me that he had dyed his hair three times in less than two weeks. I of course danced around singing keep your mouth shut and the guys gave him grief. Little did I know they started a count down and so they would tell him to buck up only ten more to go. He glared at them "you guys are not funny." The principal took to walking the other way whenever she saw Lee because she couldn't hold in her laughter at how I kept getting Lee. Lee was not happy when he found out Noah had called when Eddie called him letting him know about the bet and grabbed fifteen days."

Lee was so upset with me that first week after I supposedly repainted his car pink he didn't even want to go on our bestie day. Of course, Carl, Eddie, Uncle Tom, Becs, and Aunt Rhonda were not happy that they all lost the bet. Lee was getting more and more aggravated because people would point and laugh at him while he was driving around. Granted I was not around for any of it since I was riding with Carl the whole time. He chuckled "Noah can't believe he is still mad at you and won't take you to school." "Yeah, he will stay mad at me until he realizes the truth." "Boy is he going to be so upset." We both cackle and walk into the house and he glared at me "who invited you?" I giggle "your mom." "MOM THE DEMON IS HERE!" He stormed upstairs and I couldn't help but laugh "YEP, THE DEMON WHO PAINTED LEE'S CAR PINK!"

Lee yelled "YOU ARE NOT FUNNY TWIN! DAMN IT I MEAN DEMON!" I cackled and Carl chuckled "does that mean he is cracking?" "Yep." June walks in with my mom "Elle you are mean." "Hey, IF HE WERE TO LEARN TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT..." "YEAH YEAH I HATE YOU!" "I LOVE YOU TOO!" Carl was laughing his butt off "I can not believe that you can still prank him." "I know right. I really thought he would check his shampoo after he went from green to pink and then alpine green." June shakes her head "you are terrible Elle." "That I am." My mom smiles "so who is out of the bet?" I smile "Eddie, Carl, Aunt Rhonda, Becs, and Uncle Tom." My mom snorted "Lee is not going to be happy." I laugh "he never is. The last time we bet about a prank I pulled on him was when I had painted his toes hot pink at the beach house and he was strutting his stuff down on the beach. He didn't realize his toes were polished till he took a shower later that day and saw his toes. He was furious and glared at me "so, that is why all the girls were giggling and pointing."

My mom started laughing her butt off. "You didn't." "Yeah, well it was payback when he told this guy I was talking to that I was his girlfriend." "What did the guy do?" "Smirked and told him that I was not Lee's girlfriend because a dork didn't deserve a girl like me. Before Lee could do anything Noah came storming over and glared at the guy so, you are messing with my little bro and his girl. The guy took off running and left us alone for the rest of the vacation. I pouted since I wanted to get to know the guy. Mainly to make Noah mad since he was flirting with some girl at that point." My mom started laughing "let me guess you got Noah as well and he never left your side after that." I grinned "yep, except I put hearts on his toes." June chuckled "you should have seen Noah's face when he realized what she had done to his toes." I giggle and skip up to the entertainment unit and showed mom the pictures. My mom nearly cracked up laughing when she realized that Noah caught on earlier than Lee and had his toes buried in the sand since I refused to go back to the house and he didn't want to leave me alone with the guy prowling around."

My mom shook her head and then she smiled "we need to take you to the next fitting." I nodded and we all took off to my fitting and I sulked since Lee was refusing to go because he was still mad at me. Luckily for me, June made him go claiming he would regret it once we made up if he missed any step of my wedding. Lee glared at me as we climbed into the car and I just grinned that I had won yet again. It didn't take long to arrive at the boutique and it was a good thing Lee was forced to go because while we were trying to decide on the veil he found one with hearts and kisses all in glitter. I hugged him "even though you're mad at me thank you so much." He shrugged and walked off sitting down in a huff. I saw him smile and then hide it when he realized I was watching him. I skipped up to him "just because you are still mad at me doesn't mean your off the hook you still have ten more to go." He huffed "yeah, yeah I know. Now go away." I giggled and waited for the next appointment and it wasn't long before we were headed to get my fave Korean food. I walked in and Jea'wi hugged me "where is your ssang I thought he would be glued to you." He looked behind me and started laughing "damn I forgot you painted his car and him pink."

We all sat and ate our meals with Lee sulking in the corner. Jea'wi kept chuckling every time Lee would groan and I would tease him. Our moms were trying so hard not to laugh at Lee but we couldn't help ourselves since Lee was behaving like a little baby. The weekend ended and Lee was still annoyed with me and wouldn't talk to me. He at least agreed to drive me to school because Noah was getting annoyed with girls texting him about me dating Carl. Thankfully Noah knew the truth and was not upset that Carl was making sure I had a ride to and from school since I hated driving unless it was Noah's bike. It wasn't until the tenth day when Lee was leaning against his car and felt something poking him did he turn around and notice that there was something lifted off his car and he saw blue. He pulled the piece of plastic and it came off in his hand. He glared at me since I was next to him. "Really Shelly. Stay clings." I giggle "yep." He groaned "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I COULD HAVE HAD MY CAR BACK TO NORMAL THE FIRST DAY!" "Yep." I yell across the quad "Patrice you won." She fist pumps the air "really even my girl bet how long it would take me." "Yep, she beat me by four days." "Who all voted?" I giggle "the whole family, Becs, Lois, Patrice, Eddie, and Dixon." "You all are not funny." He started pealing the stay clings off and throwing them away muttering how mean we all were.

Once Lee was done with his car I put up all the footage of him pulling off the say clings #finally10dayslater. Lee didn't think I was funny and of course, everyone had to complain they lost the bet. Patrice was ecstatic because she had enough money to buy the computer she wanted since all she was missing from what she had saved she earned from the bet. She decided to buy this high-tech gaming computer that she could customize. I was going to dance around Lee but remembered that I couldn't bully him and teasing him on school grounds might constitute bullying. We had made our way into our first class and sat down when I heard behind me "she is always surrounded by guys especially that one. Are they dating?" "No, they are best friends as for the guys she is always around they are her crew. Each guy has a girlfriend. Well except for Eddie now." "Oh, so do you think he will start to date her." The person started laughing "no, she is engaged to Lee's older brother. Lee is the guy she is always with."

"What about the guy that was driving her all last week." "Oh, that is Carl, he is cousins with Lee and Flynn her fiancee. Since he is Flynn's cousin he is allowed to be close to her. Plus as he says it is his job to make sure his future cousin-in-law is safe." "Ah, that is cute." "So, where is this Flynn guy." "He attends Harvard where she will be attending next year. She wants to be a lawyer like her mother and his." "Nice." "So, Eddie is the one that likes to flirt with her." "No that is Dixon." "Eddie is the one that reminds him that Flynn will kick his butt." I turn around "you know we can hear everything your saying. If you want to know about my personal life please ask me. Granted she hasn't said anything that is not true but I really prefer for people to ask me directly." "Ok, miss direct do you think you can introduce me to Eddie." I look her up and down "I could but I don't know..." "Know what "well do you like camping?" "No." "Do you like fishing "eww no?" "Sorry, then it won't work. Eddie likes girls that don't mind getting dirty. He loves fishing, camping, hiking..." "Oh, I hate those things, never mind." I nod my head "OK." "Wait I know who might fit him." I look at her and raise my eyebrow "ok to be honest I was asking for my twin sister. I sometimes meet guys to see if they will fit her."

I nod "ok, what lunch do you and your sister have?" "A lunch." "Good meet us in the quad and I will introduce you to Eddie." "Really?" "Yep, oh, and just so you know all the guys in our group are taken." She nodded "I know." The day went fast and I was lying down after eating my lunch with my head on Lee's stomach and feet on Carl while Norma and Julie talked to Eddie. Turns out that Julie was the perfect fit for Eddie. See I knew most of the girls Eddie dated wouldn't work for him because they were high maintenance. I knew he needed a girl like me but not me. I had Lee tell him to try to date a girl that was more into things he liked. I had my eyes closed "how much longer Twin till we can leave this hell hole." "An hour. Thank goodness we get out early for Christmas break." "Yep, can't wait Noah should be home tomorrow." "Ohh, who is that hunk. Damn, he is headed this way." I rolled my eyes and snuggled closer to Lee "where is Patrice?" "Oh, her Lois and Dixon left earlier since they are going to Lousiana for a few days." I nodded "I really can't wait till tomorrow." "Yeah, yeah so you can be gross with my bro." I giggle "ah poor Lee. I can't help it if I want to cuddle with Noah and since I have to wait until tomorrow you will have to do." I hear Julie "hey handsome." I feel myself get lifted and I squeal as I am thrown over a shoulder. I start hitting there back when...