The Kissing Booth Why Now?

101. LEE

She pulls out her phone and takes a picture of my back and shows it to me and on my back is a picture of She-Hulk and The Hulk.  I could not believe she put a tattoo on my back.  Today was going to be a pain in the butt since all the gang is coming over.  I looked at my mom and sighed "well this leaves twelve."  She laughed and shook her head "son what in the world did you do to make her prank you again."  "I mentioned I did not need to imagine what she and Noah do behind closed doors."  "Lee..."  "Yeah, I know Noah and I had a long talk last night about me not being vocal about not wanting to see them being physical with each other.  Not to mention Dixon gave me grief about it as well letting me know he does not like knowing about me and Patrice.  He reminded me that he doesn't give me grief about me hugging and kissing on his sister."  "Well, I am glad you are starting to think about keeping your mouth shut."  

I watched her walk out and got dressed trying to decide if I should wear a t-shirt to go swimming.  The guys are going to give me grief as it is for being neon blue with neon green hair.  Once they see my back they will lose it since we all have talked about how we don't like tattoos.  One of the reasons was because not all employers would approve of tattoos and since some of the gang want to be teachers this was a very strong point as to why we should not get any ink on our bodies.  I pulled on the t-shirt with my trunks and headed down to eat breakfast.  Sitting there was Noah, Shelly, and all the rents.  I figured that my mom contacted Mary (who told Max), not to mention she must have told my dad and let them know I was a victim of another one of Shelly's pranks.  I glared at all of them as they busted out laughing their butts off.  My dad snorted "hey son let me see your tat."  I glared at him "you are not funny."  Shelly giggled "yes he is funny but I am hilarious."   I glared at her and grabbed my plate sat down to eat my breakfast.   

EPOV

After Noah talked to Lee he told me that Lee promised to keep his disgust with us showing affection for each other at a standstill.  Also that he was going to keep his mouth shut about what we do or don't do behind closed doors.  I could only hope that he really would keep his damn yap shut.   He asked me if I really was going to get him back as much as I claimed and all I did was girn.  "Oh, he is going down."  I waited till Noah passed out and snuck into Lee's room and he was out cold.  I could not believe that he would go to sleep so easily with me in the same house.  I pulled out my die and died his hair neon green.  Once I was finished as everything fell into place because he rolled over exposing his back.  I shook my head and pulled out the temporary tattoo I found and applied it to his back.  It was of the hulk and she hulk.  This was going to be a good one.  Especially since the tattoo was made from henna ink so it was going to be on his body for quite a while.  

I snuck into bed and Noah rolled over "where were you?"  "Lee's room."  "What did you do?"  "Oh, you will see."  He shook his head and pulled me against him so we could cuddle and fall to sleep.  The next morning we woke up to June yelling and she yelled so loud Noah fell out of bed.  I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that he jumped and ended up on the floor because he is so scared of June.  I looked down at him and he groaned "so not funny."  "I think it is."  I jumped up and pulled on my bikini, a pair of shorts, and one of Noah's shirts.  "Don't forget the gang is coming over so put on your trunks.  I walked out the door and he groaned "let me guess you are wearing a damn bikini."  I laughed "yep."

I made it downstairs and June looked at me and shook her head.  "Did you really have to put a tattoo on his back?"  "Not really but I thought it would be funny since he hates tattoos.  Especially since Lucy started giving me grief about being engaged to Noah."  "Ah, ok but really The Hulk and She-Hulk."  "Yep, I thought it fit his hair."  "Please stop dying his hair.  Pretty soon it is going to fall out."  "Don't worry this will be the last time I dye his hair for a while.  I really do not want him bald for the wedding."  "Good, now how many more."  "Technically thirteen, but I think I am going to count what I did to him last night as double."  "What do you mean?"  "Well, I did a phone call prank, dyeing his body and hair, then the tat.  So, I think it will be nine now."  "Well, that is good.  Now I need to call Mary and Matty to make sure they are all here.  I know Mary will tell Max."  I watch her call my mom and Mathew just as my parents walk in the door.  Little did June know was that Mathew had already called my dad and they were on their way to check out Lee's new look.