The Kissing Booth Why Now?

100. WHY?

LPOV

I can not believe that Shelly actually got me again with a damn innocent phone call prank.  Everyone was dying even Patrice.  I can not believe that Lilly and Shelly got Lucy (our waitress from last night) to prank me.  Although it was a good one.  Shelly should know that all guy's minds would go straight to the damn gutter.  Not to mention because Noah was with us I had to answer the damn phone on speaker.  The look on everyone's faces at the table only made me more annoyed.  Eventually, everyone calmed down and Shelly looked at me and smirked: "fifteen more to go."  "What fifteen since when?"  "Well, there was the nine I still owed you and then the seven more from last night which made sixteen.  Since I just pranked you now you are down to fifteen."  "Great just great."  We ordered our food and Patrice shook her head at me "baby when are you going to learn to just go with the flow when it comes to Elle's and Noah's sex life."  "Oh, great now you too."  She leans in and kisses me on my neck "baby I know you don't like thinking of your best friend having sex with your brother but you need to stop yelling out what they do or what you don't want to see.  I know it annoys them that you yell gross but they both deal with it because it is just you being you but when you divulge personal information about their private time it really pisses off both of them especially your brother."

"I know but man he really gets mad."  She shook her head "look we will talk about this more later."  I nod my head and we join the conversation around the table.  I notice Noah glaring at me and I know he is going to let me have it for not keeping my mouth shut about their private time.  That is one thing I really don't understand about him.  He was a huge player and kissed all those girls.  I know he never closed the deal but the fact he would make out with them in public I just don't get why he gets mad when I make a big deal about him kissing Shelly.  Now don't get me wrong I am happy for them but I really wish I didn't have to see them being all lovey-dovey together.  We all continued to talk and laugh joking around for hours.  Lucy and Lilly kept giving me grief all night.  Lilly even had to do the whole thing with the damn pie yet again.  Shelly was really enjoying my annoyance when it came to the pranks she played on me with the help of these two women.

I tried my best to prolong all of us hanging out together even inviting the gang over to the house to go for a swim but they all said they were too tired and were going to be headed home.  I even tried getting Patrice to come over and hang out longer but she told me I really needed to face the music.  I looked at Shelly and begged her to not leave me alone with Noah but all I got from her through our mental telepathy was sorry he told me he really needs to talk to you and either I let him talk to you now or he will send me home.    I sighed and went up to my room and straight to the shower really trying my best to prolong the conversation I know Noah is going to have with me.  I know part of what is driving him crazy is that not only am I giving him grief about cuddling and kissing Shelly but so are our dads.  I let all of this go through my head while I was taking a shower.  I just never thought of how much watching my brother kissing my best friend would bother me when I agreed to let them date.  Hell, not that I watched him kissing all those girls but it never bothered me the way it does with Shelly.   It actually grosses me out watching them kiss.  Those other girls just made me roll my eyes.  Well, I guess it is time to face the music.

I get out of the shower and dry off pulling on my boxers and pajama bottoms since I will be heading down to get a drink and since Shelly is here dad, Max and Noah will kill me if Shelly sees me in my boxers now.  I think it is funny how they all freak out about her seeing me in boxers when I used to run around the house with her in our underoos.  Go figure our moms were able to find underoos online since they wore them growing up.  Shelly had Wonder Woman and I had superman.  I glance in the mirror and scream.  At some point, that little shit decided to die my body neon blue.  Why haven't I learned to check my damn shampoo and body wash?  I am just glad that she didn't die my hair.  I was able to buy the stripping solution and finally had my hair back to normal.  It took two deep conditioners to get my hair back to normal.  I heard Noah in my room "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT SHELLY DID TO YOU LITTLE BRO WE NEED TO TALK NOW."