The Kissing Booth Why Now?

131. SQUEALING BOYS

The look on their faces when in walked several gorgeous girls.  The girls looked around and made a b-line for our table.  Each one of the girls hit on one of the guys and they all told them not interested.  One made a move toward Noah smirking and I just glared at her and shook my head.  Pulling out my phone I texted her once he finds out he might beat the crap out of you.  The girl nodded and kept up the game.  At one point they even leaned down and planted a kiss on each guy's mouth causing them to push them away standing up.  Peter glared "look we have tried to be nice about this but all of us are in serious relationships.  We are not interested.  Now leave us alone before..."  Eddie glared "ah, stuff it, Peter."  The girls smirked and moved in again only to have Eddie yell "WE SAID STOP.  I was only telling Peter to stuff it because the time for being nice and polite has passed."

He looked around "We do not need desperate sluts hanging all over us in front of our girlfriends.  The funny thing is most of the time girls chase after Noah here but..."  Eddie turned around and looked at me and the girls "wait a minute you girls are being really quiet about them kissing us."  I grin "What do you mean?"  The girls that walked in started laughing and it is then you realize that they are not really girls.  Lee glares at me "their guys."  I laugh "Drag Queens to be more specific."  All the guys glare at us causing "Laura Jean to yell "RUN."  We all took off leaving the guys behind.  Well, all except Noah.  He caught up with us jumped into the car and we were off.  They all came running out of the cafe yelling they were going to get us and I couldn't help but cackle and yell "remember this is payback."

Once we were all home the leader of the group Tony sent me the video and I couldn't help but thank him for helping me with pranking the guys.  Turns out he just loves to prank people.  He had a few of his friends help him so it was more believable.  Once I put up the video and tagged the guys Noah looked at me "did you really have to have a guy kiss my bro."  I giggled "there was no tongue.  Those guys are straight and all actors so they thought of it as an acting gig.  They are all tagged in the video and are going to use it for some auditions."  Noah shook his head "what am I going to do with you?"  "Just love me."  "Too true.  Question though it seemed as if one of them was heading my way..."  "Yeah, I texted him letting him know if he did anything to you more than likely you would knock him out once the cat was out of the bag."  Noah hugged me closer "so true."

We were cuddled together when Lee barged in with the guys behind him.  The girls all came running out of the game room as Lee was in my face "I thought you said it was over."  "Yes, but I also told you there were two that were already set I could not stop.  This leaves you with one more."  "Damn it Twin I was kissed by a guy."  Noah chuckled "so, how was it tonguing a guy?"  "He did not tongue me."  Noah looked around "you guys."  They all shook their head and all the girls giggled.  Lee's girl stepped up "well you better comment on the video because that is not what everyone else thinks."  All the guys instantly pick up their phones and start reading the comments.  Of course, there were jokers teasing them about getting tongued by a guy.  There were also several propositions from various guys asking the lot of them out.  I didn't think about how many people not from school would see the video after tagging all the actors. 

Of course, the players of our school all told the girls that they were more than willing to replace their boyfriends.  Naturally, the girls all replied sorry, not interested it was just a prank.  Lee instantly responded that there was no tongue and the lot of them were so not interested.  Noah had to respond since his buddies back at school asked why he wasn't pranked and all he responded was because one my girl isn't mad at me and two she knew I would more than likely knock out the guy who tried to kiss me.  What really took the cake was when Mathew commented "damn son don't worry I still love you no matter who you marry."  Lee glared at me yelling "NOT FUNNY DAD."  He jumps on replying "not funny dad.  I love my girl and she is all I need."  

Noah shook his head "when are you guys ever going to learn not to go up against my girl."  I giggled "probably never."   Noah kept trying to get out of me the final prank but there was no way I was going to tell him.  Especially since every time, it happened Lee was somewhere close by.  It wasn't long before I received the notice the final prank was up and ready.  I was able to get one of the yearbook kids to photoshop all the guys into dresses and wigs.  She even planned a layout and sent it to me so I could leave it out for all the guys to see.  Across the top of the layout was the title "DON'T TELL OUR GIRLS BUT WE LOVE WEARING DRESSES AND WIGS."   Next to it was a receipt she sent me telling me if I approved the layout it would be in the yearbook.  When the rents saw it they snorted and shook their heads.  Hell even Noah caught on right away that it was a prank.  As for Lee not so much.  Especially since he knew the rents had bought a four-page layout for Lee and myself.  What he didn't know was that the layout had already been approved by the rents and was going into the yearbook already.

I met up with the girls after making sure Mathew was recording the interior of the house so we could all pretend we had no idea what was going on.  I had already made sure to download the digital copy of the layout and was waiting for the reaction of the guys.  While we were out we were able to see stage two of the prank.  The girl's soccer team had picked up the copies of the layout and posted them all along the boardwalk.  While we walked by them trying not to laugh my phone pinged and it was Mathew letting me know the guys had made it to their house.  I chuckled and called the girls over while opening the security camera app.  We huddled around my phone and watched the guys walk in and notice the layout.  Lee looks down and at the receipt and yelled "seriously there were supposed to be four pages of Shelly and myself not two of us guys dressed as girls." 

He stomped up to June and whined "'mom did you see what Shelly did?  She used two pages of our bestie spread to prank me.  This is so not fair.  That is going to be in the damn yearbook."  June looked over "oh, so that is what she meant she bought two more pages."  I lost it and could not believe that June went right along with the prank.  Lee glared at her "what do you mean?"  "Well the other day Mary asked her why she had used her credit card at  school and Elle said I bought two more pages for the guys."  "What about our pages?"  "Oh, since it was our idea we already approved the spread.  Remember we told you and Elle it was a surprise and we promised no embarrassing pictures."

Lee headed for the stairs "oh, the girls aren't here they said to meet them at the boardwalk."  I about jumped out of my skin when I hear "so, I take it that is step one, and all the pages here is step two."  "Yeah, that is why I said that the last two pranks were already set up.  I had already arranged all this."  "Who put up the pages here?"  I look up at Noah "my team."  "You are terrible Shelly.  So is it really going in the yearbook?"  I raise my eyebrow at him and he chuckles "guess not."  "Nope, she did it as a grade for her media arts project.  We made sure that the teacher would not post the layout anywhere since it could be considered bullying."  "Ok, good to know.  You know when they find you girls they are going to want to kick your buts."  I giggle "yeah, but only about half of them can actually catch us and you little bro is not one of them."

Sure enough, it wasn't long before we hear "THEY ARE SO DEAD.  THEY PLASTERED THE ENTIRE BOARDWALK."  I was losing it when Lee storms up "really Shelly you just had to buy a spread in the yearbook.  That is going to haunt us for the rest of our lives."  "Ah, come on don't be like that Twin."  "Twin, you twin me now when for the rest of my life I am going to be in a dress with a wig in our damn Senior year Yearbook."  I giggle "I tried to stop it but I was told that it was already being printed."  Lee groaned "you have got to be fucking kidding me."  I look at Noah who is trying so hard not to laugh and lost it.  All of us did except the guys.  Once we stopped laughing I looked around and nodded "got you it is not going into the yearbook.  3...2...RUN GIRLS."  We all took off and I could hear some of my girls squealing as they were caught."

Noah was running alongside me and shaking his head "you know my bro will wait till we are home to get you."  I stopped and turned around wrapping my arms around him "yeah, but my very hot sexy fiancee will never let that happen.  Even though he is your brother by blood and my honorary twin we will always be first with each other."  Noah looks down at me smiling "you got that right Shelly."

We all made it home and I posted all the video and the layout.  Yep, I made sure that the girls were all wearing cameras and were able to get the video of them being captured.  Plus Mathew had a friend of his recording us scattering all around the boardwalk.  Once we were all home and laughing at the responses the guys looked at me "please tell us that is the last one."  I nodded "yep, that is the last one."  All the guys let out a sigh of relief and they all decided to take us out to eat to let us know they would never do anything to make us prank them again.  We shall see...