Randomness (A roast)

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Haggar: I hate your kind in general.

Elara: Yet you married one of my kind, ok...

Zarkon *snacking on popcorn*: Don't mind me

Sendak: This is gonna be good.

Haggar: You look like an overgrown cat

Elara: Thank you. At least I don't look like I'm capable of spreading fatal diseases.

Sendak: Oh shit!

Bellatrix and Zanthea: Yes queen! Tell her mother!

Lotor: Why am I here?

Haggar: At least I'm useful to the Galra

Elara: You just said you hated us all?

Bellatrix: Dumbass...

Zarkon: Bellatrix! That language is.... appropriate.

Haggar: At least my son knows discipline.

Elara: Your son was raised by me.

Zarkon: You tell her woman!

Haggar: He looks better.

Elara: I taught him to keep himself in check too dearie

Haggar: He doesn't look depressed like yours

Elara: At least my daughters don't call another woman mother.

Everyone else: 💀

Elara: 😈👑

Haggar: 😨

Elara: Anything else dearie?

Haggar: I hate your purple self!

Elara: You do realize you're blue right...?

Haggar:😓

Elara: Just give up...

Haggar: Never!

Elara: Ok then...

Haggar: Bellatrix looks like an emo teen!

Elara: Did you just go after my kid? 😮😑

Haggar: Zanthea is a brat

Zanthea: 😮🥺😭

Bellatrix: You made her cry... you heartless monster!

Zarkon and Elara: NOT THE BABY! (She's freaking 18... lol)

Lotor: That is unforgivable!

Sendak: You have no soul!

Bellatrix: Break her neck mom!

Elara: I was already going to!

Haggar:....

Literally everyone else:

Me: See ya next time at Haggar's empty funeral!

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Me: See ya next time at Haggar's empty funeral!

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