:🍥: ➢ 𝙰 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 (𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚘𝚗𝚎-𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜)

Love Over a Fucking Panini{Part 1}

This is for shits and jokes

Shuichi's a fuckboy in this one

Warning: Illegal paninis have been sold in this fanfic

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{Pregame Roommate AU}

Shuichi looked up to see Kokichi preparing to leave the dorms. Even though Shuichi wouldn't give a crap since he's going to have yet another girl to come over as always and in Kokichi's own words. Shuichi was a "fudge boy", since the smaller male always bothered to censor his swearing and when Shuichi asked Kokichi to say cock when Kokichi's boyfriend, Yokubo, was around.

Unlike Shuichi, Kokcihi was still a virgin and if you may, a baby gay at most since he came out 5 months ago before he moved in with Shuichi. Which was honestly kind of weird because Shuichi was making out with another girl when Kokichi entered the dorm for the first time, tainting his once pure eyes a little bit. And it soon became a problem because Kokichi hated the smell of used condoms and sweat all over the dorm room and Shuichi, out of spite, just continued to do it.

In short, their relationship wasn't that good despite them having to at least tolerate each other for the whole year until they can change different dorms and not associate with each other. "Where are you going?" asked Shuichi and Kokichi turned around and his grasp on his bag tightened."I am going to go to see my boyfriend." said Kokichi as he opened the door and went through it. Shuichi scoffs at the mention of Kokichi's boyfriend, but he shouldn't really care any much.

Shuichi sighs as he opened his phone, placing his book down and then scrolling through the many contacts of different girls. Though, he decided to delete some contacts since he only did a one night stand with them and then left them like the asshole that he is. Was it a shitty move? Yes, but Shuichi didn't really care since it hasn't affected him in the long run so he continued to bring girls into bed and then leave them. Frankly, before he knew it, he was out with another girl with purple hair, but it didn't seem that attractive to Shuichi.

:Time Skip

Shuichi opened the door and the whiff of some breakfast. Shuichi immediately ran into the kitchen and saw that Kokichi was preparing some food with one of his friends, Maki sitting at the table."What are you making?!" exclaimed Shuichi as he wiped his watering mouth. "Some panini." said Kokichi as he notices Shuichi's watering mouth. "And you're not going to have any." said Kokichi as he placed the 2 plates onto the dining room table."Wha- why? I'm your roommate." said Shuichi.

"And a fudge boy." commented Kokichi as he sat down, pushing Shuichi's face away from his platter. "And besides it's for the gays only." said Kokichi. Shuichi looked at Maki since she was the probably the straightest girl he has ever seen, well not really since she's actually bi, but she's currently dating Kaito right now. "I'm a friend of the gays!" exclaimed Maki as she raised her hand, noticing Shuichi's stare.

"Ugh, whatever. I'll just go to my friend's dorm." said Shuichi as he opened the door to leave and go to Rantaro's room which was only a floor above there.

:Time Skip

"AND THEN HE DOESN'T'T EVEN GIVE ME ONE!" complained Shuichi which made Rantaro roll his eyes while he continued messing with the controller in his hand. "Well he shouldn't even be able to make some food here. It's banned because it's a fire hazard. And why don't you just go to the cafeteria?" said Rantaro."Because it's so far away from here and I don't want to move." groaned Shuichi. "Oh, so you're too lazy to bring your deadass to the cafeteria which is only a few blocks away from the dorms, but you're not too lazy to bring a girl's ass into your bed?" asked Rantaro and Shuichi sent him a glare.

Shuichi could just ring up his parents to send him some food since they are pretty rich and give him something more higher class than a panini, but Shuichi noticed how he's never had a home cooked meal and the only way to get one was either A force Kokichi into making him some panini or B beg Kokichi to make him some panini . Shuichi didn't feel like forcing Kokichi into making some food though since, yeah Kokichi's complaining got annoying, but he wasn't subjected to serve the other male some food. Option B, would take a big blow on his ego so he decided that if he is not getting any panini, then no one else can.

Shuichi raised himself from his spot and announced "I have an idea!" Rantaro groaned, since every time Shuichi announces an idea so confidently, it was for petty and selfish reasons. "If you say so, but don't go crawling back to me when your magnificent plan doesn't work." said Rantaro as he set the controller down.

:Time Skip

Shuichi ran down the stairs, surprisingly not even stumbling the slightest as he then opened the door to the resident assistant, Yasuhiro Hagakure. Yet, he was taken aback when they had a panini on a plate and another one being eaten by him."THAT'S!" screamed Shuichi as he pointed at the caught resident assistant. "FOR THE GAYS!" screamed Shuichi, making Yasuhiro choke on the panini in his mouth. "LISTEN SHUICHI! Togami has been using most of the school profits to buy condoms for him and his boyfriend. Unlike you who has a family who can feed you correctly." said Yasuhiro and Shuichi just cringed at the drool rolling down his chin.

Well snitching wasn't really effective since the resident assistant, himself, is guilty of the crime. Shuichi just decided to go back to his dorm and go and have a nice sleep since he used up most of his energy to run down the stairs to just snitch on Kokichi, which obviously backfired. When Shuichi stepped out of the elevator, he was caught off guard when he saw a long-ass line of people lining up to Shuichi's dorm holding plates.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" screamed Shuichi as then heard Maki call out "Order for Tsumugi Shirogane!" Oh my Atua, his roommate was running an illegal panini ring at the dorms. Shucihi didn't even know that Kokichi even had the guts to do that. "Hey!" screamed a random voice as Shuichi pushed his way through the line to see that students have been inviting themselves into his dorm and saw Kokichi in an apron making like 50 panini at the same time.

"KOKICHI WHAT THE HELL?!" screamed Shuichi as Kokichi just looked up from his work, completely caught off guard by Shuichi's yelling. "Didn't you say that these were only for gays? Don't tell me that the whole school is gay?" questioned Shuichi as he shook Kokichi back and forth. Shuichi then heard a distant male scream "What? I'm not gay!" Then the door opened and everyone froze. There standing was the big boss, Byakuya Togami, and everyone knew that the Ultimate Panini Ring of 2020 is about to end by the drop of a pen.

:Time Skip

After all of... that Kokichi got off with a warning by Togami, because even the older male couldn't serve Kokichi a harsh punishment like giving a huge ass fine. If it were Shuichi, then Mr. Rich Bitch could've milked every cent out of Shuichi's family's business which was a lot. Shuichi groaned, obviously tired from today as he rested his head onto the dining room table. He wasn't able to eat anything today since he was too caught up in Kokichi's panini skills to order something good.

He was about to order a drink and pizza when a plate was placed beside him and he noticed that it was panini ."I guess I just feel like apologizing for not giving you one. It was kind of petty of me..." mumbled Kokichi as he twirled with his fingers. Shuichi stayed quiet as he stopped scrolling through his phone. He told Kokichi to sit down as he raised from his spot.

Shuichi grabbed a knife and then cut the panini into 2 parts, handing it to Kokichi. It was a small gesture, but it made Kokichi smile softly as he took the panini from Shuichi's hand and Shuichi swore that he was about to throw up since there were so many butterflies doing the cancan in his stomach right now. Maybe they can end up tolerating each other in the end anyways?

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Part 2 is in the process right now

My writing is improving so much rn-

Like wtf did I just write?