As time progresses, I'm getting lazier at the seconds, don't worry, I'll release something else maybe tomorrow, promise-
*+*+/|\+*+*×*+*+/|\+*+*Iskall: Mumbo, you're like a stuffed animal, you're cute.
Mumbo: Aw thanks Iskall-
Grian: Yeah, except that he's stuffed with organs instead of stuffing.
Mumbo:
Iskall: Grian no-
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Cleo: I'm in need of a human skull
Cleo: Don't ask questions.
False: Of course, but only if you also don't ask any.
False: *Pulls out 7 whole human skulls* Pick the one you like.
Cleo:
False:
Cleo: This one is okay.
<<({[/|\]})>>
False: I'm sick and tired of being called "mortal" like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
<<({[/|\]})>>
Doc: Fuck.
Scar: Language.
Doc: English.
<<({[/|\]})>>
Iskall: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
X: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Grian?
Grian: Probably "road work ahead".
Doc: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
<<({[/|\]})>>
Bdubs: Scar you can't just blast disney music in the dark at 2 AM.
Scar: Well I probably can if you didn't turn on the lights and turn off the speakers
<<({[/|\]})>>
Doc: You're right.
Grian: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you.
Grian: Did you just learn it?
<<({[/|\]})>>
Scar: You're gay right?
Grian: Yeah?
Scar: So are you gay from your mom's side or your dad's side?
Grian:
Grian: What.
<<({[/|\]})>>
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