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Mumbo: you're really quiet today, Iskall, usually you're not this quiet
Iskall: *Staring at Bdubs, who is building a diorite house*
Iskall: Of course I'm quiet, nobody plots a murder out loud, Mumbo.
<<({[/|\]})>>
Bdubs: Scar is so cute, too bad I'm straight
Cub:
Cub: how can someone be so oblivious and stupid at the same time?
<<({[/|\]})>>
Hypno: We've run out of Cereal Water!
XB:
XB: What now?
Hypno: Cereal water.
Beef: ...I think he means Milk.
<<({[/|\]})>>
Doc: You're such a Bitch!
Iskall: well you're a one of a kind Explosive Dumbass!
Grian: Well you both are such tall spiders wearing four pairs of flip-flops while drowning in the water!
Doc:
Iskall:
Doc: ...we're a what now?
<<({[/|\]})>>
Scar: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME-
Bdubs: THAT'S MY OPINION!
Scar:
Bdubs:
Cub:
<<({[/|\]})>>
Wels: why do you hate me, brother-
Hels: Maybe stop eating pizza backwards, then we can talk.
<<({[/|\]})>>
Zedaph: In this world, It's yeet or be yeeted
Impulse: ZED NO-
Zedaph: *picks up Tango* YEETS
<<({[/|\]})>>
Bdubs: Etho I don't think Doc will be okay with what we're doing-
Etho: Relax.
Etho: Doc is okay with everything we do as long as he doesn't know about it.
<<({[/|\]})>>
X, texting: Hey have you heard that Ren and Grian got a new Updog?
X:I heard they were happy with the updog
EX: What's updog?
X: Nothing, really, what's up with you?
EX: ...
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RandomOneshots, Incorrect quotes, headcannons, and more! *~-~*~-~*~-~* Fair warning, this book contains shipping(most are platonic, but may have a few romantic ones), may have some swearing, and blood in some angst stories *~-~*~-~*~-~* Request are open...