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Etho: Do you miss your imaginations in your childhood?
Doc: I never had one.
Etho: An imagination or a childhood?
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Grian: You tricked me!
EX: No, I merely deceived you.
EX: "Tricked" makes it sound like we had a playful relationship.
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Tango: If you took a shot everytime you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Jevin: Probably a little tipsy
EX: Drunk
Iskall: Wasted
Grian: Dead.
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Hels: Rules were always meant to be broken!
Wels: Yes, but bodies aren't! Stop breaking people's necks!
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Bdubs: I wasn't hurt that bad!
Bdubs: Etho said that my bleeding was internal.
Bdubs: And that's where the bloods supposed to be!
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Grian: Did you steal my donuts!?
EX: *Mouth full* no...
Grian: Then what's that powder on your jeans!?
EX: Cocaine.
Grian, internally: this bitc-
Grian: So you DID steal my donuts!?
EX:
EX: Wait what-
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Scar: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Ren: Well, I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
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Stress: i'm cold
Iskall: what? *removes jacket and gives it to her* I TOLD you to bring more layers, but no, you didn't listen.
Iskall: And now *piling scarfs around her* I've got to make sure you don't fucking freeze to death
Iskall: *takes someone else's hat* how long have you been cold!? you should've said something sooner.
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Grian: If you tear a hole in a fishing net, you will end up having fewer holes
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Random Hermitcraft Things [COMPLETED, MOVED TO NEW BOOK]
RandomOneshots, Incorrect quotes, headcannons, and more! *~-~*~-~*~-~* Fair warning, this book contains shipping(most are platonic, but may have a few romantic ones), may have some swearing, and blood in some angst stories *~-~*~-~*~-~* Request are open...