Random Hermitcraft Things [COMPLETED, MOVED TO NEW BOOK]

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Pimpels? ZERO!

Blackheads? ZERO!

My motivation to write? ZERO!

Don't worry, I'll get back into completing request and stuff one day, but for now not.

Also, I'm thinking of starting a non-hermitcraft story, but nobody will probably read it.
Also thinking of starting an instagram but idk
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Hels: Why is my phone cracked?

Badtimes: Last night when you were drunk, you turned on airplane mode and then kept throwing it while yelling "FLY YOU GODDAMN PHONE"

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X: *sneezes*

EX: Bless you.

X: *sneezes again*

EX: You're already blessed, why are you still sneezing?!

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Bdubs: May I bother you for a minute?

Iskall: You've always bothered me, but go ahead.

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Grian: I'm sad.

Scar: I have these two emotional jumper cables that may help! Here, let me just attach them.

Grian:

Grian: Scar, this is a hug.

Scar: Is it helping?

Grian: yes.

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Mumbo: Call me antisocial but don't call me.

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Hypno: I can't find the frozen veggies

XB: Have you checked the freezer thoroughly?

Hypno: Good idea, I haven't checked there yet.

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Keralis: Hey X you want a drink?

X: What are my options?

Keralis: Yes or no

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Bdubs: have you ever wanted to take a nap

Bdubs: *gesturing the hermits that are trying to steal his bed and stop him from sleeping* but the nap doesn't want to take you?

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Grian: I'm not going to just stand here listening to you accusing me of stuff I clearly did!