Random Hermitcraft Things [COMPLETED, MOVED TO NEW BOOK]

Incorrect Quotes 13

I think it's about time I revive this book
Have the remainder of the pre-made incorrect quotes I have on my Gdocs while I continue working on old drafts and other stuff I was going to finish and post here

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Mumbo: Did it hurt?

Grian: Did what hurt?

Mumbo: When you fell from heaven

Grian: ...Are you calling me satan?

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Grian: Are we ameriCAN, or ameriCANT?

Mumbo: We're british.

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Badtimes: You aren't coming with us?

EX: I'm not your dad.

EX: *giving Badtimes and Hels lunch boxes* Now here are your sandwiches, have fun, I'll pick you both up at 5.

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Grian: What if we went into that abandoned building and I had my body ripped apart by a demon

Ren: Alright, but what if we didn't

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Scar: I know these are troubling times-

Badtimes: You are the trouble in these time

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Cleo: Do not tell me "You can't do that" because your opinion is invalid, I can and will do it, thank you.

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Etho: Do dogs think in bark?

X: Excuse me what-

Grian: If they do, does that mean fishes think in glub?

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Bdubs: Would you take a bullet for me?

Doc: If I have the time to jump in front of a bullet, then surely you would have enough time to move.

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Scar: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Bdubs: Okay, but in my defense, Etho bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Scar: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Pearl: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Mumbo: We got spring water

Pearl: NO.

Grian: with EXTRA minerals

Mumbo: it's like licking a stalagmite

Pearl: DON'T COME HOME.

Grian: Mmmmm cave water