Random Hermitcraft Things [COMPLETED, MOVED TO NEW BOOK]

Incorrect quotes 11

Ight, back to writing incorrect quotes while I work on requests and then the AU from the January poll.
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Iskall: Turn on your phone.

Stress, internally: Act dumb!

Stress: Oh, sorry, I forgot my fingerprint.

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Bdubs: My world instantly shattered in a flash. I can see the light... my time has come...

Impulse: Dude, I just ate your M&Ms, that's it. You're not going to die.

Bdubs: Impulse... is that by any chance you?

Bdubs; I don't have much time left, all I want to say is; fuck you.

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-{[The server is lagging hardcore]}-

X: Ight, who did this?

Grian: It's Mumbo.

Beef: It's Mumbo.

Iskall: It's Mumbo.

Scar: It's Mumbo.

xB: It's Mumbo.

Joe: Probably Mumbo.

Bdubs: Definitely Mumbo.

Mumbo: 100% Mumbo

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Etho: I don't know why I was arrested, I did nothing wrong.

Bdubs: When the cops pulled us over and said "papers", you said "scissors" and just drove away.

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Cub: If you hurt Scar, I'll kill you.

Grian: If I hurt Scar, I'll kill myself.

Cub: Not if I kill you first.

Bdubs: Not if we kill ourselves first.

Scar: It's a pleasure to watch you all interact, as always.

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Scar: Just close your eyes and think about your happiest moments.

Badtimes: My what?

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X: y'know, I think bees are kinda hot.

EX: X, sometimes I regret ever signing up for this.

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Cub: What does the paper in your fortune cookie say?

Scar: *Already eaten the entire cookie* the what.

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Hels: Am I a good person? No.